English Translation Author(s): Yin Ya (尹琊) Other Name: Genre(s): BL, Comedy, Gender Bender, Psychological Feng Xi, a scholar, was also a master thief because of his penchant. His goal in life is to steal things all over the world. Even after he died, he still couldn't rest in peace. As a result, one of his thefts caused a great war between Gods and demons... After learning the truth, the King of the Netherworld stared at his lover who seemed to feel extremely guilty, or simply nagged, for a long time... Feng Xi, with his head lowered, admitted his mistake solemnly, "Sorry, it's my fault!" After a short pause, the Netherworld King said, "Next time, don't forget to bring me!" Feng Xi raised her head in puzzlement while looking at the king with her clear eyes. The king, as calm as the look on his face, added, "I'll clean up the mess for you!" Feng Xi was in a daze for a long time. Then he nodded vigorously like a chicken pecking grain.

*MY FIRST BOYXBOY!* Zayden: a teen boy who doesn't know the definition of friends and family and wonders why he's in therapy when he's "normal and simple." But that soon ends when three people try to become his friend, his dad changing, his brother, Eden, growing up, and his therapist trying to figure him out. Editor: lovehymn Other cover maker: _tanzanite_

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This contains dark humor so read at your own risk

Lin Xiao unfortunately died by accident and was bound with the system. The wishes are simple, the rules are simple, the host is simple. He's a simple man so why would the golden thigh cling to him like a leech? ----- By: CLEO M. (A/N: A big credits and thank you for Pinterest for the picture, and for the artist. If you know them please do message me the link to their profile for me to properly ask permission. Thank you.)

"Where am I" It all started when he was just hiking up the mountains track on his day off when suddenly a landslide happen to occur. As he died, he somehow met a goddess who told him that his death was a minor mistake she has made and is willing to compensate. Wanting to experience the cultivation world he told her his wish in which she immediately granted, thinking he would be reborn only to get transmigrated into someone else body!! "Wuuu I'm sorry, I promise to compensate again" "Fuck that compensation, take me back!!!" [All images are not mine but found on google and Pinterest. All credit to the artist who drew them]

SECOND CHANCES, I didn't believe in it, I have never been known to the world, I was born disfigured, useless and without a name. To the General, my father I should never have been born, I was conceived by a maid and caused his most beloved wife to never forgive him. Hidden and forgotten until I was needed to take my sisters' place, she was to become the Emperor's Empress as I was made to believe but eloped with her lover. A crime that will lead to the death of nine generations of the general's family descendants, therefore I was made to take her place and if caught I will have to take the blame and say it was due to my GREED. I wondered why the General's manor will allow a disfigured person like me to pose as my sister but before marrying the Emperor, I was assassinated, I heard my killers say " this way the generals manor will never be caught since the empress elect to be was assassinated before arriving at the imperial palace", they never planned on letting me enter the palace, I was their scapegoat to save their necks but I never thought I will get a second chance at life, a second chance to change my fate. In my past life, I was born to never be loved but to be used and discarded but not in this life, I don't care if I am not loved but I won't be used and discarded. BOOK COVER BY @silentscarlettt #Please note that NONE of the artworks/pictures in this story belongs to me, I DID NOT DRAW THEM and all credit goes to the artist but NOTE that the story itself is my ORIGINAL WORK, Also I am an Amateur writer so read at your own risk. COPYRIGHT LAWS APPLIES PLEASE DON'T REPOST THIS STORY ANYWHERE WITHOUT MY EXPRESS PERMISSION. I CAN NEVER GIVE ANYONE PERMISSION TO POST THE ENGLISH VERSION OF THIS STORY ANYWHERE AND IF I WHERE TO POST IT SOMEWHERE I WILL TELL MY READERS WHERE THAT WILL BE, SO IF YOU SEE IT PLEASE LET ME KNOW. THANKS. #boyslove- 12/06/18-highest ranking #1 HF-30/09/18-highest ranking #01

"Excessive face powder, striking bright color robes and such an annoying attitude?! Why the hell don't you just die?! Why must you robbed my soul into your body?!" Mo Xiu Ying was transmigrated into a body of an annoying concubine that was despised by everyone after he was hit by a van in the process of saving a girl. Emperor "Wifey... Don't run away" Li Xiuying "Didn't you say I'm annoying and ugly?! Then stay away!" Emperor "But you no longer wear that 10inches powder" Li Xiuying "........" Emperor "Wifey.. Your hubby is turn on. Take responsibility." Li Xiuying "I just untie my hair! which part it makes you turn on?!" ORIGINAL STORY. NO PLAGIARISM. NO TRANSLATION ALLOWED. Cover by guangshuang1 (Weibo)

Wang YanLin was a suitable subject that fit perfect the word of an exact 'unlucky' male in centuries. Started from zero, then forced to accept a male as spouse, getting role as 'wife', forced to deal with the inhuman manners from both his family and his in-law. From time to time, only his husband managed to help him out everytime he stucked in the greed of their families. Without permission, the hatred and unwilling became love, an unconditional love torward his husband. However, the person who he depended and trusted wholeheartedly also become the one who crushed YanLin to the deep bottom without any ways out. His husband whom he loved and trusted so much became thorn in the flesh. Betrayed him cruelly by marrying his little step sister only because the fact that YanLin is a male who cannot give them the heir. Lied by families, trumped by in-laws, betrayed by husband, lose everything that YanLin had, pushed him to the egde of the life thread he kept on holding the entire time. By looking deep into his husband's blue crystal eyes, Yanlin threw himself down the grandest hotel in the city where his husband shared another oath with his step sister. "Yanlin!!" Yanlin closed his eyes tight waiting himself to hit the ground hopelessly. But what can Yanlin do if he was given another life to live with the duplicate person of his husband who has the same personality as his? Yanlin opened his eyes only to find himself in red robe sitting on the egde of bed. The veil made him hard to identify the place he in. All he can see are the red colour and the ancient style of furnitures and room.. Now, another story started.