A list of 100 ways you can annoy the Decepticon Breakdown.

A series of several intertwining one-shots about Christmas on Cybertron!

Onboard the Nemesis, Soundwave gets to partake in a rare pleasure: the interrogation of an Autobot prisoner. The Decepticon uses every trick he has as he delves deep into the torn mind of the mech. But this captive may not be as innocent as everybot thinks, including the mech himself....

Well, I decided that if I keep posting my 'Ways to annoy' one-shots individually, then it'd get too crowded in my works, so I'm combining all future 'Ways to annoy' works under one fic. Enjoy!

Here are 100 ways to annoy the hell out of Soundwave! I highly suggest that you don't actually try any of these. He will probably kill you. Enjoy!

Lord Megatron has always found Starscream to be more trouble than he was worth, but when the idea of gaining more of the rare Seeker breed is placed in his processor, the warlord decides he may as well learn how to take care of his new pet. (I assume this would be the time to grovel and say I own nothing. Well, I don't own the characters but I do own a few obscure new concepts {anti-virus solutions are the biggest ones that comes to mind at the moment}. There. Now that is finished and you may read on!)

Set in the 1860's or so! The life of a lone wolf is a dangerous one. Holding onto your territory without the help of a pack can prove to be deadly. Grange Michaels has managed to do that for years. This tiny western frontier town is his. Those he considers his pack are humans and he protects them viciously. No one knows what Grange is, though there are rumors about his seemingly constant state of youth. Yes being a lone wolf has its difficulties but Grange liked it that way. Then he meets his mate, a young mortal woman, and suddenly he starts dreaming of starting a pack of his own. All of that, his town, his people, his mate, his future, are threatened when a rival pack tries to move in and of course they want to wipe out the competition. Can Grange win his mortal mate, save her life and the town, while also avoiding the monster hunting lynch mobs? Or is this the end of the lone wolf's reign?

Stay: Book One Tracy was normal. Human. No creepy special powers unless you counted her ability to turn situations around in her favor. But she won't be normal for long. She became special when she volunteered to give up her life as a human and become . . . an Autobot? One day leads to the rest of her life going from normal to extraordinary, and her bonds with the Autobots, one in particular, will be what gets her through the challenges thrown in her path, like when she is forced to face off with Megatron time and again. It's a deadly path she walks, and danger threatens her every move.

(Set shortly after The Lion King II when the prides become one) Kiara and Kovu have gotten closer and more bold. Kiara is in the mood for cubs but is Kovu ready to start a new generation? Kovu may have second thoughts, but Kiara is persistant. Prepare for a new generation of adorable lion cubs, and more! Rated PG-13 for cursing and suggestedness.

Story 1: Kopa is an adventurous trouble-making cub. Just like his Father. Being almost exactly like Simba except with much more sarcasm. That is till he meets Vitani. Then he will truly understand what it means to be in love. Story 2: Tanabi is nothing like his brother or father. He doesn't even feel like he belongs. Some days he wishes he could disappear. This is his story of how he found love, war, and his place in his pride.