They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

They were never supposed to fall in love. In fact, they were probably never even supposed to meet. But life does that sometimes; it brings you someone who unexpectedly turns your world upside down. For Ella, it all began on the last day of summer, in a small bakery on the edge of town. With three teenage boys, a plastic knife and a rocketship birthday cake. lol I'm not dead guys

SOON TO BE PUBLISHED BY W BY WATTPAD BOOKS! Grace wants to prove herself by making the men's hockey team at her new school. Will a rivalry with the captain - or an attraction between them - get in the way? ***** When Grace Gillman moves to California, she's determined to play hockey -- even if that means making a place for herself on her new school's only team. But Sebastian Evans doesn't want a girl on the men's team, even if she's a great player. He's convinced she'll distract the other boys and cost them their shot at the championship - and with it, his only chance at a scholarship to his dream college. But despite his icy attitude towards her, he can't help but feel a connection building between them - which quickly gets complicated when he learns she has eyes for someone else. Will they remain rivals on the rink, or will things heat up between them? [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]

Humans know them as the 'Deathly Hallows' I know them as mine. I am the Grim Reaper, and I'm taking back what belongs to me.

I was the Grim Reaper once. Now, I am human. My name is Dean Lovegood, and I will not stand by and watch my world die before it's time.

[BOOK ONE - COMPLETED] UNDER EXTREME REVISION, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK: Chapters 19-21 have yet to be edited. Acacia (Ash) Ivory doesn't know who she is, nor where she came from. After being hidden for two years, she runs away from her adoptive home, she is discovered by none other than Albus Dumbledore. He takes her to hogwarts two months early and teaches her all she needs to know to be caught up with her age group. From being told her boyfriend will die, to the Triwaizard Tournament, Acacia is sucked into the not-so-normal consequences of being Harry Potter's friend. Throughout the year her divination teacher gives her outrageous predictions to her apparent not-so-bright future. After their first adventure, Ash returns to Hogwarts with Harry, Hermione, and Ron to continue to help them in all of their conquests. When the end nears, and Ash puts her life on the line, will her love and jealousy consume her, ultimately turning her to the dark side? ---------------------------------------------------------------      When she looked at me, darkness swept into her eyes, almost so much so that for a moment I nearly believed in her credibility as a seer. "You, my darling girl… you have known deep pain and great loss in your life… and alas, it is far from over… you have been touched by The Grim… there are things about yourself that even you do not yet know... loyalties will be tested, bonds will be broken, preconceived ties shattered…you carry a darkness that exposes light in even the blackest of creatures, a darkness so deep that even demons will shudder from the dark shade you bear within your soul."

Pesky Death Eaters and Horcrux hunting changed Hermione's plans for her 7th year dramatically, but after the defeat of the Dark Lord and the take down of most of his followers, Hermione and her friends decide to play out their 7th year as it should have been, and to have a year free of drama. This is also the same plan of one of their enemies, Draco Malfoy. His life hadn't been a bunch of laughs either during the war, and after he and his mother were set free, with Harry Potter's plea they were somewhat innocent, Draco wanted a chance to try one more year of school, also Drama free. So what happens when the two find out they are the school's new Head Prefects? Hermione can see something different about her former enemy - he's completely changed. Is it just an act? Or has Draco Malfoy, Hogwarts badass actually changed? Will they get along now he seems different? Or will they be throwing hexes at each other every night in their common room? Only time will tell. I DO NOT OWN THESE CHARACTERS: J.K.Rowling owns them, this is purely a fanfiction written by a huge HP fan =D

The war is over, however not all went to plan. Many died. Too many. Harry and his friends are some of the few survivors of the Order of the Phoenix, and after the war, attempt to live normal lifes. However, it seems fate doesn't want them to.

This is an old story please keep in mind that my writing style has changed over the years. Cover made by @TheMastersDaughter -Sirius Black/ Marauders (Harry Potter) Fan Fiction : Faith has always thought of Sirius Black and his friends as arrogant bullies, but what if she suddenly starts feeling more for him..? Rated for language