❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

Sarcastic comebacks

"...No I'm practicing how to die..." "...I'm sorry, but I didn't know I wake up so I can impress you..." "...I was attacking the floor!..." "...Sorry my shower wasn't working so I came and decided to shower in the rain..." "...Say what now?..." Ellie Carbuckle is a random and a little stupid. She doesn't know how to mind her own business and gets in a lot of trouble. Follow her in her adventures! Start reading it now! I promise it won't bite(but it can scratch XP)! cover done by @TheFunkadelicArtist (I did it ^.^)

100 Awesome Comebacks for your pleasure :-)

Funny and sometimes mean comebacks and insults maybe you could use them i have used them before jjejeje left them speechless.....