(Discontinued) y'all I don't write for alastor anymore 😭 and yes Ik these are all cringey asf

Oneshots of Alastor and Anthony (Angel Dust) as humans and navigating life as roommates. I'll take requests in the comments! I'm not sure how long they'll be pining for but it's a while LMAO. Most of the oneshots will be based on @5amiii_stration 's comics as they are WONDERFUL and I'll link the first part of each comic that inspired each chapter at the beginning, please check them out. Essentially this fic came to be as I saw her comics on insta and it went a little like this: @5amiii_stration: And they were roommates! Me: *frantically writing* Oh my god they were roommates... https://www.instagram.com/5amiii_stration/ COVER IS BY THE SAME AMAZING PERSON :3

Alastor always thought of Angel Dust being a sex crazed maniac and would do anything for drugs and money. All of that changed when Alastor walked in on Angel about to commit suicide. Trigger Warnings: Depression, Self Harm, Attempted Suicide, Language Ranking # 3 in radiodust as of 9/23/20 Ranking #3 in angeldust as of 10/19/20 Ranking #1 in angelxalastor as of 10/19/20 I do not own any of these characters. They belong to Vivziepop. I do not own any of the pictures or music

EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT! WOMEN DISAPPEARING IN NEW ORLEANS! The latest story to hit the markets is the case of women disappearing and then found dead. Who could be behind this? ---------------------- Alastor is a murderous person with a smile on his face and Angelo could not care less of what Alastor does. They are "partners" for the crimes of disappearing women. Read and find out how Angelo and Alastor keep their "relationship" and their murders under the noses of authorities and the public. DISCLAIMERS (CAUSE YOU NEED THIS) Alastor and Angel are dating. I know Alastor is asexual. I know Angels name isn't Angelo just wait. I will change things for the sake of the story. Certain characters from Hell will be in here to further the plot, like Valentino is Angels boss. All art featured in chapters do not belong to me. All the characters belong to Vivziepop. So don't freak please. I wrote this for my sister @devyn_morgan28

Soulmates never part, not even in death.

For that faze of thirsting for a HH character- (this has no exact order, just having fun. you can put requests if you want)

This book will be just like my Pansexual and Ace memes book but full of Bisexual stuff instead! I hope you enjoy! Disclaimer- none of this stuff is mine, I got it all from Pintrest!!!

You do your best to cheer up your favorite snake after a long stressful day.

A new patient arrives at the asylum where Flug works. The doctor is offered to take care of him, but refuses. Except when his coworker, who was assigned to watch over this mysterious newcomer instead, does not respond to calls while still being in the patient's room, the doctor with a paper bag on his head is left without a choice. He has to go in there. ─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ─── Highly inspired by the creator of the Villainous Asylum AU, zwagyzonk on tumblr. Cover art is also made by them. (Link: https://zwagyzonk.tumblr.com). At this point this fic has little to do with zwagyzonk's version, but it's still their original idea. Just to clear up any possible questions, this fic is set before canon. Obvious "dead dove: do not eat" (especially chapter 16 and 18), even though I've never had anyone complain about the lack of warnings (thank god for this fandom). Overall this book is extremely fluffy and admittedly ooc :) This fic has tts now. I have no idea why, since it just appeared (even the tag), but it's neat c: ─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ─── Total word count - 58701 Word count (chapter. word count): 1. 2264 2. 2282 3. 2516 4. 2498 5. 2043 6. 2441 7. 2828 8. 2133 9. 2820 10. 2381 11. 2073 12. 1952 13. 2683 14. 3783 15. 3833 16. 2129 17. 2378 18. 5327 19. 3792 20. 4773 Epilogue. 1772

Just some memes (and... stuff) for all my aspec people out there! I try to update every other day oh, and: THOSE ARE NOT MINE! [most of them will probably be in here multiple times cause i have the long (and short) term memory of a light bulb]