hello hello, welcome to my book. females and males, non-binaries and others are welcome to my book. hope you enjoy your time reading and I also hope you enjoy my half-decent writing. for the people who don't know, I used to have another book like this which was later taken down and into my drafts because of how fucking horrendous and bad it was. I decided why not make a new book, can't leave my readers hanging like that, I'm slowly and hopefully improving with my writing, and I'm glad I am, my old book was a whole lotta monstrosity.

i cant find the artist who drew the cover but i found the cover at https://www.reddit.com/r/madnesscombat/comments/osp7fd/recent_madness_combat_fanart_with_much_blood/ madness combat x reader oneshots/headcanons

WASSUP LOVELIES I ACTUALLY MADE A BOOK OF ONESHOTS- Mmmmmm thank you for coming. Story has a non-binary reader unless requested otherwise :)

(May have some very bad smut in it) So your wandering around Nevada, right? ...You get kidnapped and now your in the same house of Deimos the dead rock-faced bitch who can't smoke, Sanford the male mom, 2BDamned the nerd, and Hank, whose the only hot one lol- But you always get that feeling someone or something is watching you from somewhere, but who and where are they watching you from? (Basically talking about one of my OCs) Anyways, I hope you enjoy my braindump!

[cover art by ???, rendered by me] (Y/N) was a failed clone. They were too small and frail to be an agent that fights the mercenaries of Nevada or to be a grunt slaving away at the agency, carrying items and weaponry. The Auditor decided for them to help him out with paperwork instead, seeing how their IQ was higher than other clones. Unknowing to them, the most wanted men of Nevada took interest in them and want them for themselves, thinking that they're the key to defeating the Auditor. ________________________________ Scenarios, Oneshots, and Headcanons: https://www.wattpad.com/story/311481872-world-of-madness-extras-madcom-x-child-reader ________________________________ Old Description: Y/N, Auditor's beloved child, was always locked in their room to prevent them from getting any interactions with Hank J. Wimbleton. But as you know with every other Madness Combat x Reader stories, the reader fucking gets kidnapped by the main 3. And this is exactly like one of those stories. Started: 6/30/21, 1:36 AM Ended: N/A

*heavy breathing* why am I doing this? Welcome! [Player] to a Madness combat fanfic......is it called like that or something else? anyways, here you'll have a series of oneshots, or someday a full story, if I ever had motivation.... you'll get to [redacted] I mean you'll get to be friends with characters including Hank and his lil' buddies, some of the AAHW workers, the nexus workers, even Phobos himself, and your OWN co-workers. now go out there and fuck-- I mean kick some ass!

As a weak agent is disguise, your main goal is to kill Hank Motherfucker Wimbleton, as well as the shitheads that work with him from the inside. However, being treated like a person has grown on you. Now you have to decide what you're going to do: complete your mission and join the Auditor at the top or live your life hiding your secret. But for how long could you do that?

Feel free to request theyre open for now, however i will not do any smut because It won't be imaginable if yk what im saying. I will do: Fluff angst (maybe) yandere (I'm not good at Yandere stuff, but i'll try!) Updating this book might take time because I'm an idiot and can't think how to start stories lmao, im not really a story writer but I could try :') I might also do drawings if you request along with the story but it will take longer to draw than write maybe. -Keep in mind I'm bad at drawing. Madness Combat characters aren't mine or the fandom itself! It all goes to the rightful owner. (Krinkels) Discord Server https://discord.gg/SFDkMNvRe7 >NEW BOOK OUT< (September 8, Wednesday) Yo you smut lovers, yeah you. I'm trying out to write smut, lemon etc. It won't be that great but its worth a shot!

Madness Combat - 'you're just a grunt, minding your own business. You lived alone, and after the destruction of Nevada you were completely sure you wanted to stay indoors. But those people outdoors decided you should join them as a colleague, or a friend....or more' No specific gender for y/n you decide how you wanna be etc. Honestly I don't know who's gonna be the primary one but it's probably Hank cuz everyone loves Hank but uhhhhh requests are gonna be another book ig You know what, fuck it Hank x Reader it is Oh yeah cover art isn't mine btw I don't draw digitally and camera quality for paper drawing sucks dick