For some reason this isn't really a massive joke??

I'm sorry

just two bros 5 inches apart because they're gay

Obama arrives at Bikini Bottom eager to taste those delicious Krabby Patties. Love sparks when he lays eyes on the delicious, spongy chef.

bae

Shrek is love, and Shrek is life.

Tbh my otp ;)

Shrek meets with former President Obama as Shrek was signing autographs.

Idk this is a really trashy story why did I write this lol

barry loves him shrek is unsure.