I was about to apologize again, when the mans shadow caught my eye. It looked like the shape of a human, yet it seemed to have... Wings fanning from its back? I quickly looked around to see if anything could be causing the strange formation, but the only tree was on the other side of the road. "Are you alright young lady?" The tall man asked me. "I... Uh yeah fine." I managed to stammer. "Sorry again. I better go." I swiftly moved past the man to get to the store. As I pushed open the door to 'S-Mart Shopping' I heard a loud screech of car wheels. Whirling around, I saw the man I had just bumped into lying 20 feet away from a car that was now smoking. I ran up to the badly bleeding and now misshapen man, to feel for pulse. Nothing. {I do not take credit for title picture}

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