This book is for all those dirty people out there who like dirty jokes. Filled with some of the most dirty yet funny jokes

When Jack Gibson becomes infected with The Red Plague, turning him into a so-called Zombie, his life suddenly gets complicated. Kara, his cheerleader girlfriend, dumps him. Then, after a Zombie riot, his mother decides the city is too dangerous and drags him back to Osborne, the hick town where she grew up. Things go from bad to worse as Jack learns the town is being run by Garret Sweeney, a psychotic preacher with the hots for his mother. As it turns out, the preacher has a few secrets of his own, and will stop at nothing to get his way... not even murder. When Jack discovers that rock music helps him think more clearly, things start to look up for him and he even decides to help some of the other Zombies at his new school. But he can't seem to win for losing, because it only gets him in more hot water with Garret. How long can Jack hide his secret? Who can a Zombie trust? Will he be able to stop Garret before it's too late? Find out the answers to these questions and much, much more, as Jack struggles to hold on to his humanity and save the people he loves. Note From Author: Hi, Thank you for checking out my book! There's so much to read on Wattpad, and I am grateful for all of the support that I've received. I've tried to bring something a little different to the zombie genre, and I hope you enjoy Jack's story. If so, please consider voting, commenting, and sharing with your friends using the "Share" option that is available for all Wattpad books. It took many many hours to write Zombie Rock. Your feedback and support is what makes it all worthwhile. You Rock! :-)

Nautilus was the last and the largest spaceship to leave dying Solar system. When mysterious terrorist starts wrecking havoc aboard, it is up for the first citizen and the head of security, Tom Landau, to untangle a web of lies and eliminate the threat. In time he learns, that a mission to colonize a distant planet and establish a point for further expansion has other, more sinister, objectives.

Lots of funny jokes awaits you! It will make you laugh,cry, or even make you pee your pants! ||Credits to www.laughfactory.com for most of the jokes||