you meet thatveganteacher at a vegan protest...

A man named Elmo and a man puppet named Kermit fall in love. They were childhood friends, but Kermit moved away, instead of living on Sesame Street, he lives on Disappointment island. That 384738377 miles away from his love. What will he do? We have no clue. Why? Because none of this happens in the story. Again, why? Because my friend and I are fuckers.

This is a Shrek x reader fanfiction, just like the title says, this is also my first faniction. Y/n is a teenage girl and she has just finished 8th grade. Shrek used to be a rich business man but after Lord Farquaad stole his wife(literally) his business went crashing down. What's going to happen to y/n after she meets Shrek? A lot man. But what type of stuff will excactly happen to her? I can't tell you everything but some fun stuff and stuff that's even more fun. A/n: Changing some things cause I didn't really like them. The plot and stuff will stay the same, it's a few very minor changes. (I do not own these characters.)

Shrek and you have known each other since you were both children. You one day realize that you love and and he admits he loves you! But a tragic accident could change everything.

Why is my most iconic quote "kazuha stop eating that leaf and eat me instead"? I don't know. I'm writing crack for a living now and I'm glad I haven't told my friend this. That would be an embarrassing talk.

Willy and Shrek get very spicy in the bedroom 🥵🔥 🌶️ 🍋 Then their toxic exes show up 😤😠😡🤬 But is it real love? 🤑🥴🤕🤪 Disclaimer: Not for small children who love shrek unless you want to be scarred for life. 18+ Best ranking: #69 in shrekisloveshrekislife