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okay I'm doing another crack fic, it's for my sanity (insanity)

back with another texting crack fic 😭🤡

AU Post-War Hogwarts 8th Year

Draco Malfoy is bored out of his mind in his eighth year at Hogwarts. After a prank gone wrong, he discovers that Harry's life isn't really that much better than his own. As they try to keep their friends from realizing that they've somehow swapped minds, they find it's easier to spend time together. Becoming friends comes naturally. But are their friends really as fooled as they believe? Complete at 5 chapters; will post a chapter a day all this week as a birthday present to myself.

Artist! Harry and Businessman! Draco Muggle AU. Or the one where Harry's fax machine buttons are so covered in paint that he mistypes his intended phone number, and Draco is the unwilling recipient of Harry's artwork. I don't own the rights to Harry Potter or any aspects of the movies/stories, however I do own the rights to all ideas that I have come up with. Started: November 17th, 2021 Completed: January 8th, 2022

A postwar fic where Harry barely speaks anymore, and no one understands him the way Draco Malfoy does. One apologetic letter written by Draco will change the course of both of their lives. Mentions themes such as PTSD, trauma, and depression. Read with caution, but this will be a lighthearted fic for the most part. Mentions of modern day elements you've been warned! Cover made by @Dragonfirehyun ! I don't own the rights to Harry Potter or any aspects of the movies/stories, however I do own the rights to all ideas that I have come up with. Highest ranking: #1 Drarry - 6/9/21 #1 Drarryfanfic - 6/15/21 #1 Dracoxharry - 6/15/21 #1 Harry - 8/22/21 Started: May 17th, 2021 Completed: July 24th, 2021 Milestones: 200K - October 11th, 2021 300K - January 14th, 2022 400K - April 24th, 2022 500K - July 24th, 2022 600K - October 21st, 2022 700K - February 14th, 2023 800K - May 30, 2023

"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant. Rated Mature.

FULL credit to https://archiveofourown.org/users/alizarincrims0n/pseuds/alizarincrims0n on AO3 i'm only putting this on here bc i find it easier to read on wattpad. they write amazing fanfics so you should go check them out!!!!!

If there's one thing that Draco Malfoy yearns for, it's seeing Harry Potter in pain. How that happens, he doesn't care. When Potter's name is pulled out of the Goblet of Fire, Draco sees it as the perfect opportunity to fulfill his greatest desire. Except Saint Potter has luck swimming in his veins. He needs to be distracted... And the best way to do that is to make him fall in love.