Random shit written by Elix and Nik

*DracoxApple* Draco Malfoy loves his apple. But one day, Harry eats it by accident. Will Apple be okay???? :3

He was just a blond slytherin. Her a talking pig. They were in love... or so they thought. Peppa has noticed Draco has been different lately. More... distant. Draco has met Apple and she turned his world upside down, he had completely forgotten about peppa! Peppa needs to win Draco back, whatever the cost.

anal

Pee pee poo poo 😝

*Revamp of the original You really love chicken nuggets, and chicken nugget really loves you. Are you ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime? This is a joke and not a joke at the same time lol

In this 100% Family Friendly fanfic, Peppa pig and Dora The Explorer have grown up and now happen to be roommates at college. What could possibly happen when you throw these two together? Marriage. They get happily married. That's the story summarized. If you want the full story with more detail I encourage you to read the book. I hope you enjoy it. If you enjoyed it, send me a DM for a prize. (Historical fiction) Highest ranking: #1 in romance (don't look that up) #1 in bigshaq (omg yay, we've come so far y'all!) #232 in British #1 in bobthebuilder (Previously #2) #1 in Obama!!!! (Previously #9) #15 in donaldtrump #677 in car #49 in couples (that's not bad actually) What readers have to say: @Lemiliaz "Overall, a very swaggy book." @brrracketts "cute 〰️👄〰️" @Just_a_Stranger18 "This is the funniest thing I ever read lmao" Funny comments in this book out of context: @chalamet_loverr "yeah same I got my head cut off but I got a head transplant from a chimpanzee so I'm good now"

The love story of Donald trump and Shrek

Follow the intense love story between Shrek and his noble steed, from prison to a wedding, from friends to lovers, find out how the pair finds the layer to each other's hearts.

Shrek and Kaeya love each other This can get s3xual so I warn you now