The town of Hershey boasts some of the finest quality chocolate in the world, and it turns out the local housewives couldn't get enough of it. It came cheaper than water to them, and the majority of them and their daughters have indulged in it for generations now. This caused their tiny population to expand greatly...
Rex thought his life would be nothing but simplicity, traveling from one village to the next selling books and tutoring lessons, that is until he is taken prisoner not just by any old giant bloodthirsty Ogress, but the one that would change his life forever.
Ah, while ah'd love it if ye took an interest in ma life an' ma story, ah ken there's a braw lot o' ither folk an' things out there cryin' oot for yer attention. Family an' pals, school an' work, the economy an' the environment, war an' peace, the world an' the universe... just tae name a few. Wi' aw that, how kin ah...
Ever'one been wonderin' how I done gone an' did it, turnin' myself into the human example of a pig stench and all fer years now so I reckoned I oughta do what I love an' treat myself to this here biography tellin' you how it happend, every step of the way.-Hayley Porker
Ezora was nothing special in the grand scheme of things, just a chubby girl in a lonely world...that is until the most obese woman see ever saw went on a mall-destroying rampage and forced them both into a world of gluttons.
A babysitter and a collage student who both need an early retirement will be forced to face the consequences when the rotund redhead and the bloated blonde meet... and discover they have more than just appetite in common (Characters owned by adjectivenouncombo not me)
Peter hadn't have the greatest of lives, in fact, his life had been controlled by every woman he had ever known, and in a bad way. But one day, while he was out shopping with his not-so-lovly wife Sawyer, he had a unusual encounter with this old woman. Now with a strange necklace in his posession his life will be chan...