"Expect the Unexpected." Isn't that what everyone always says? For the Sakamaki Brothers that statement is nothing more than a stupid phrase humans use way too much. The only surprises lately seem to be some chick waltzing into their home and even that isn't much of a surprise for all of them. But even so, after a handful of boring years Fate surely has to have something up it's sleeve, right? Perhaps 5 surprises will be worth the wait? After all, "Expect the Unexpected" is a phrase that Fate takes as a challenge. . . . . . . . . This story will have Yui bashing, heavy themes, and LGBT characters. Tread carefully if you are sensitive to these things.

Genshin Impact x Hazbin Hotel Reader ---------- What happens when you, the Radio Demon, get interrupted by a certain spider's pig when doing a spell that could improve the hotel's business? Getting transported to another world with no idea on how to return to hell, you tagged along a blonde male and his floating companion in search of the strange woman that sent you to this strange new world. ---------- "𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲, 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐬 𝐉𝐚𝐤𝐞!" "Who's Jake?" ---------- ✎Started: January 16, 2022 ✎Ended: