cock!!!!!!!

Not to be mean but you're a loner in this story. Somehow you got a degree in idiocy and live in a 1-star motel. You come home from Morrison's with only one thing: A purple orb. You didn't even buy it from Morrison's - you bought it from a man beside it! He looks similar to you though.. anyways, he said if you shake it, bizarre things will occur which makes you curious so you shake it and what happens next is something you need to find out.