"I fucking love you."

"Isn't that tiring?" He shifted his arm so it leaned on the counter. "You know, never choosing anywhere to stay and building a life of your own?" "I don't mind it, really."

"Wait, so you're telling me that you've actually been driving around the whole entire country just in the hopes of finding some chick?" "Well, in her defense she is one pretty special chick." [SEQUEL TO "I DON'T MIND"]

in which a girl with an unhealthy love for starbursts and a boy whose hair has been accidentally dyed purple meet at a pharmacy and end up trapped