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(There will definitely be smut And I'm only gonna warn ppl in the first chapter) Please don't report, there's an actual story, not just smut. Masturbation, Sexual frustration, Drama, hate and lubrication. Let's go with that On my old account, this had 60K views, 2.3K votes, and 35 chapters. Dom Tord! Completed story! Have a pleasant life ouo

Tomtord 'one shots' Parts: 11 Total word count: ~303,168

It's the start of high school the last year actually. Tom have known Tord from middle school. They have been like brother's since that. But things can change, true?. When Tom feels that he got some strange feelings for Tord it all changes. "Tord..I miss you" Tord gets a girlfriend and lefts Tom behind heartbroken. Tom's dear friends Edd and Matt tries to cheer him up while Tord is ignoring him?. The question is "why?", why does this need to happen, can it all change?. Can't Tord be prince charming for Tom while he is the treasure for him?.

Craig wasn't the best in the love game. His best friend decides, "Why not hire a Maid? You might find a nice hot girl!" Little did they know, Craig got a surprise he wasn't expecting.

Rush Hour. That's all I had to say as customer after customer was served. I had barely made my way back to register when I felt a tingle in my arm. I grew nervous from realization that I got my tattoo. When you or your soulmate sees you, the first nice thing they say/think appears on your wrist. I couldn't look at it now though, I have work to do... I got home and layed in bed tired of today's job. I took a deep breathe as I looked at my left wrist "Soothing like the Stars" I laughed quietly to myself, if anyone in South Park knew me- I was no where near soothing. -------------------------------------------------- This is the soulmate tattoo au, you get a tattoo from your soulmates first thoughts on you, but I wanted to make a twist and make them the first nice thing said. So yeah... This is Creek (Craig x Tweek) Other pairings *Bunny *Style *Wendy x Bebe *I can't help but some how shit Clyde and Kevin Stoley. Someone tell me why I ship Clyde and Kevin pls this just happened one day XD

Tweek Tweak has always been a bit off; leading a strange life full of mental illnesses, and enough self loathing to make even the most stable of men go insane, but never before has he slipped so far away from sanity that he's started to see dead people. Well, not until now at-least. Tweek's past has been bombarded with misconduct. Mistakes he's made; wrong choices. In his mind, being alive on some days is scripted as his guilty sin. Today - today wasn't just some 'screw up.' Today was the day Tweek would accidentally redirect the path of his life completely. Not just the wrong door, or maybe the wrong road; no. He's hopping into a whole new damn universe. A universe full of brainsick high school teenagers, lots of late night coffee sprees, and of course - don't forget the seductive demon crawling up the foot of his bed. This universe was set on a collision course; undoubtedly colliding two worlds. Love and hate; denial and acceptance; Mortal and spiritual; Tweek and Craig. And they'd never be able to tear them apart again, ~Hiraeth: A homesickness to a home you can not return to, or that never was.~ ---------------------- (Very sensitive and mature content, read at your own risk) *All rights to south park characters go to original creators* *none of the fanart is mine*

Tweek stopped acknowledging Craig Tucker after their break up in the fifth grade. They both grew apart until Sophomore year came around and Bebe threw a party Tweek decided to attend. Everything was so stressful back in elementary, why is High School even more difficult?!?

(The cover is not mine, I do not claim it or own it) This story will contain violence, swearing, abuse, and angst. If you do not like any of these things, please do not read the book. To make you aware of what is included, here are the ships in this story: Matt x Matt (of course) Tom x Tord (aggressive, not soft) Paul x Patryk And possibly others. •---------• Once the news of Red Leader returning to the world alive arose, Edd, Matt, and Tom immediately knew that something terrible would happen. The threat of Tord destroying their lifetime of adventures and laughter along with the rest of the world scared them, and nobody was prepared for what happened next. Will this world descending into chaos tear apart the best friends, or will they stick together and fight off this new threat? Read to find out.

Once Tord landed and sat upon that hill he felt... Weird. He didn't know what it was, but then his eyes landed on Tom as he was walking away with his other 2 former best friends. Something in his mind and heart changed. He didn't know what it was until he was diagnosed...