Life is a continuous cycle of depressing reality. We're born. We breed. We die. We're all just numbers working for the government that already has enough pocket money as it is. And things won't change. It's the way of life. Or so I thought, I guess. Until a certain god did something to change that. ****** My name is Jamie Adams. I'm not the most academically intelligent. I'm no good on a stage. I'm DEFINITELY not a maths genius. Everyone's got it in them to achieve anything. I didn't use to think that, but I only had to believe in myself and work hard and I did what I never thought I could do... This so cheesy. Who wrote this script? But, hey, if I can make it in life the way I did, I guess everyone's got a chance. I'm not going to pretend the ride was smooth. I nearly died so many times... I can't even remember how many times Loki or Peter had to save my ass. Like the time I almost got hacked to pieces in a temple of doom like an Indiana Jones film... Oh, wait, that's not going to convince you to try hard in life. Well I was going to explain that time me and Peter almost drowned because we got dropped into a lake by some weird flying winged dude... Anyway, whatever you want to do with life, I'm sure your obstacles won't be as intense or as near certain death as mine were. And life is not easy or in anyway fair. So basically, the message I'm trying to say is, if you want to make it anywhere in life, you've got to learn to give a shit. ****** Updates are pretty inconsistent :') Cover artwork is mine Thanks for the support and enjoy the story!

Here's a maths problem for you. What happens if you add two teenagers obsessed with a certain five-man rock band to a crazy curly-haired girl with a cake addiction? I don't know either. Lemme just check my calculator. ...Apparently you get a surprisingly successful tribute band. ~ "Rock isn't cool. It's just what people who don't fit into the popular category listen to to make them feel like they belong somewhere. And Bring Me The Horizon don't even fit in there." "Absolute bullshit." ~ #17 of 1.5K in #bmth as of 12/11/2022 #165 of 24.9K in #teenage as of 05/11/2022 Hey people welcome to my new book! I've poured my heart and soul into this story and I love it probably just as much as my favourite book of all time... which is a lot. I hope you love it as much as I do :) Cover work and images are mine. ALL MINE.

Alone. Depressed. Traumatised. What does the Mockingjay do when she has fulfilled her purpose? *** It's hard to move on. Hard to move past the pain from loss. Hard to get over a war. And it's also hard to have the patience to sympathise with someone who can't move on. It's hard to find ways to move on. Just as hard as it is to discourage someone from doing what you've done your whole life to try to move on. It's hard to even look at those you love when every sight you see only triggers memories of what they've lost. And it might even be harder to look at someone you love suffering, to see them this way, knowing that there is nothing you can do to help them. Life is hard. But is death any easier? *** Genre: Fanfiction/ Tragedy/ Teenage Themes such as suicide and self-harm - no sexual content - Not that bad, but you've been warned! {COMPLETE} Cover work is mine :)

What happens when the Avengers text? Carnage! This is completely different to anything I've ever written before but I hope you like it :)

Sooooo I deleted my other one. RIP rAnDoM cRaP. But here's a second random book. I feel really bad for deleting the other one but it's done now so. Anywhoooo enjoy if you want. I'm gonna be really educational in this book so eee y'all are gonna learn random shit :D Dave says hi.

Another random, crappy book for you to read because I don't have enough books going on at the minute. I have some very weird dreams which come with varying degrees of detail. Most won't have a lot, and some might be old dreams which I wrote down a while ago. eNjOy tHe rAnDoMnEsS :)

Um. A meme book. With whatever memes I want to send that day. Best tags: #160 out of 49.7K in "weird" (25/12/2022) #21 out of 7.28K in "hi" (25/12/2022)

A collection of my random arts. Please read! Vote and comment if you like anything :)

Dave, aka King Furry II, Lord of Furriness, Legend, Sir Puppington, Davide von Sjokoladen, Saviour of the Universe, presents: his adventures as King of the Road, Protector of his Hoomans, and very fearsome guard dog who runs from the cats who invade his garden. Alongside his costar, Bettie, the yellow Labrador from IKEA, Dave will embark on a rollercoaster journey of discovery of the wider world, meeting new people, new toys, new games... everything the world has to throw at him. But how will the Saviour of the Universe fare with a normal lifestyle like this? Will he embrace the challenge of normality or will he shy away from the strange new things the hoomans introduce him to? ... My dog is not allowed an Instagram account so he gets this instead XD Enjoy!