Sam Parker is just your average 19 year old Irish guy. Blonde, sarcastic, deeply closeted, and dragged to New Orleans by his hot, witch-obsessed girlfriend for a Vampire Diaries pilgrimage. It's all tourist traps and supernatural nonsense... until he laughs in the face of a so-called witch and wakes up trapped in the body of one of the show's most dangerous villains. Now stuck in the Prison World as 19 year old Kai fucking Parker, with a magic-charged ring and zero clue how to survive, Sam has two goals: 1. Don't die. 2. Collect as many hot supernatural men as possible. (For protection. Obviously. Totally not because he has a thing for murderous vampire daddies. Ahem.) Armed with sass, overpowered magic, and way too much knowledge of TVD canon, Sam's about to rewrite the Mystic Falls timeline-one chaotic thirst trap at a time. Because if he's going to be stuck in this world... he's doing it his way. ~Step one: escape the Prison world. Step two: collect hot men like Pokémon.~ ~Wrong body. Right face. Zero self-control.~

"𝐢'𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥. 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢'𝐦 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐨." "𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝. 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐈'𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐢𝐝." °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ or when cordelia carrows involvement in the supernatural world grows a million times larger overnight when she finds out her soulmate is the original hybrid. °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ I only own my own storyline and ideas. Cordelia is not a badass, nor will she ever be. if you don't like that I'm sorry

Pathetic, is it not? A thousand years of being alive, and yet still being incapable of finding happiness. [tvd; seasons 3-4] [mikaelson!male!oc x various]

"𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦. 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞?" "𝐢 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐠𝐥𝐞𝐞." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which the shared soulmate of the mikaelson brothers being a member of the save elena squad was the last thing anyone expected

stefan salvatore x male oc x kol mikaelson (eventual poly) extended summary inside! i do not own the vampire diaries, all credit to the creator of the series. i do own my ideas and characters :)

ꜱʜᴇ ᴘᴜᴛꜱ ʜᴏᴛ ɪɴ ᴘꜱʏᴄʜᴏᴛɪᴄ Jade Forbes, a little psychotic older sister of Caroline comes back to Mystic Falls after moving out 5 years ago. Former drug addict with hell of a baggage, current tattoo artist, leaves her home and goes to Virginia after receiving an alarming voice message from her little sister. What could possibly go wrong? It's Mystic Falls, nothing bad ever happens there. {THE VAMPIRE DIARIES S2 x S4} {NIKLAUS MIKAELSON x FEM!OC} #1 in #theoriginals #3 in #klausmikaelson #3 in #tvdu #2 in #drugaddiction #3 in #witch on 16/08/23 #2 in #marcelgerard on #2 in #pining #2 in #Klaus #1 in #tvd

Unorthodox ᴀᴅᴊᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ > different from what is usual or expected in behaviour, ideas, methods, etc ☾☾☾ a child, so traumatised in their first few years of life, that they don't bond well with other people ☾☾☾ kai parker x male!oc warning !! involves mentions of abuse, suicide, and self-harm (extended summary inside) [story under construction]

"Loving the monsters always ends badly for the human. It's a rule" Kisa Petrova finds herself being tortured day after day for over 30 years, what happens after she meets a certain werecoyote that too doesn't know how to be human? Let's add a vampire to this equation, shall we? Let's see what happens when we have a bloodsucker in Teen Wolf.

❝𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘯'𝘵 𝘦𝘱𝘪𝘤, 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘣𝘶𝘵, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘧𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦.❝ - 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘦 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘸 𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘦𝘹 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘪𝘵𝘺 [ 𝐤𝐨𝐥 𝐦𝐢𝐤𝐚𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐱 𝐨𝐜 ] spanish version: @kolstories