Theseus and NightCrawler are the 17th Districts most notorious vigilantes, having escaped the grip of capture on multiple occasions. But what happens when they start working for L'Manbergs Hero Agency? SBI + The Bench Trio + DreamTeam Inspired by "7 Secrets, 6 Superpowers, 5 Soulmates" by Aria_Cinabn and "TommyInnt A Vigilante? Never..." by greenpinkroe on Ao3, as well as The Origins Mod! ~~ This story and any other DSMP related thing I post on here will be dedicated in honor and memory of Technoblade ~~ ⚠️!!|I DO NOT OWN THE ART ON THE COVER OF THIS STORY, I WAS UNABLE TO FIND THE ORIGINAL ARTIST ON TWITTER|!!⚠️

I hope you enjoy/enjoyed reading this. It's a Tommy-centric SBI +Bench trio fic. Any needed TWS will be put at the beginning of the chapter, (if i need to add any, please let me know.) Please also feel free to point out any mistakes in the story so I can fix them. Also, ==== is a pov shift, and ~~~ is a timeskip. i will be editing wilbur out of this story as soon as i can. // Tomathy Danger Kraken Innit Beloved Underscore (objectively the best vigilante around) tries to rob a hero. Found family (+trauma) ensues.

for some reason, stopping crime is illegal. odd. ain't gonna stop tommyinnit, though.

"Theseus. Stop running. There's nowhere to go." Tommy looked over the edge of the building thoughtfully. His red and white trainers toed at the edge, looking over the near-cavernous drop. When he turned to glance back over his shoulder, Jubilee was approaching him slowly and the black shape on the horizon was definitely the Crow Father soaring in for another areal attack. "Nowhere?" Tommy echoed. "There's no way you're getting out of this one, Theseus. Get away from the drop and come in quietly." Tommy saluted Jubilee, beaming. "No chance, bitch boy." And he let himself plummet off the side. Top Rankings: #5 Bench Trio (4th February, 2022) #11 Philza (2nd September, 2022) #1 Mild Violence (10th September, 2022) #15 Sleepy Bois Inc (5th October 2022)

"You remind me of an Aphrodite." "Oh?" Wilbur asks throwing seeds to the birds, "Is it because of my wonderful looks?" He strikes a pose and Tommy casts him a disgusted look, the raven perching on his head matching his expression. "No. It's because I find you insufferable." "Listen here you absolute child-" Or A Vigilante fic but with far more mythology references, the SBI family dynamic, platonically married Bee duo, modern day gods, eventual apocalypse, and, most importantly, angst with a happy ending. EVERYTHING IN HERE IS STRICTLY PLATONIC!!!! ⚠️BELONGS TO Sleep_Deprived_Astronaut ON AO3⚠️

Eighteen years ago, Tommy Innit was born. Three years ago, the vigilante Vermillion appeared. One year ago, Vermillion was killed. Two weeks ago, hybrids began disappearing, only to reappear as monstrous versions of their former selves. A few minutes ago, Vermillion was spotted.

He isn't a villain, obviously. He isn't a vigilante, legally. He isn't a hero, personally. He isn't a civilian, normally. --- Book one of the Lull of a Wistful Eternity series

Tommy was tired. Tired of how corrupt the heroes were. Tired of the villains that didn't care who they hurt. Tired of vigilantes who barely helped Tired of standing to the side and allowing it to happen Tired of being just some kid in L'manburg. He wanted to show he wasn't just some kid He wanted to teach Heroes, Villains and Vigilantes a lesson He wanted to take action. Prometheus would take action. Summaries are hard anyways TWs: Violence, Death, kidnapping, manipulation, possesiveness, possessive sbi, the whole shebang, Dark but not too dark COVER ART ISNT MINE NOT CLAIMING IT

"I uh," Tommy starts, not knowing how to break this to the hero lightly. He hates to be the bearer of bad news. "I think your powers are broken? It's not a bad thing of course, but like, I swear you tried to mind control me and it like, totally failed. Which is fine, honestly, don't feel insecure. Everyone's power stop working sometimes... I think." Sheesh, this is very awkward. Why is no one else talking? Why is Philza looking at him like he grew three heads? Why is the Blade staring at him so intensely? Why is Willow still frozen? "Did I, did I hit a nerve? Yikes," Tommy hisses, "Well um," He steps back, bracing his legs and bending his knees, "This was like super fun, but I'm - I'mma head out." or, in which Tommy manages to annoy the hell out of Phil, Techno and Wilbur by being both impossible to catch and irritatingly endearing. or or, a crack fic where Tommy is a vigilante and Phil, Techno and Wilbur are the heroes hunting him down.

Fan fiction of the eburnean Tommy au CW: torture, seizures, panic attacks, gore, nightmares, sh