A hetalia kiss marry and kill. Comment your answers.

🚫18+🚫 (Just a warning, I know some if y'all aren't 18 👀) Yes this is purely satire but I promise it will be interesting. I'm going to update whenever and idk if I'll even finish it so bear with me 😹 Also smut and swearing warning for gay and hetero seggs 👁👅👁 All of you reading this are going to hell so I'll see you there. Also please don't forget to vote and comment for reach love you!!!

Out of boredom, the Hetalia countries get drunk and start to tell their dirty little secrets. Who's will be the most revealing? Read and find out!!! WARNING!!! Profanity, explicate language and boyXboy. You have been warned.

"Have you noticed America has been looking..kinda strange recently?" "I wouldn't worry too much about him"

last story was satire (a bit)

A love story, between one cowardly plumber and his extremely aggressive gay partner, who happens to be an evil turtle king. Note: This was written as an inside joke, so the ending is not going to make sense at all.

Luigi has slowly started to get fed up with everyone treating him like shit or acting like he doesn't exist. Though the last straw is finally pulled when his brother decides not to save him from Bowser and leaves him to 'rot' in Bowser's castle. While staying with Bowser, Luigi learns how to stand up for himself and gains a lot more confidence. He also ends up telling the gaint koopa why he strongly dislikes the mushroom kingdom and why he hates his brother and Peach. Upon hearing this Bowser offers the green plumber a chance to get revenge on everyone and everything that ever wronged him. Hey everyone! So this is mainly a villain arc story for Luigi meaning there will be a lot and I mean a lot of angst, I will put trigger warning at the beginning of those types of chapter when I get around to writing them. Now there will also be a bit of Bowuigi in this story mainly due to the fact I will be incuding the koopalings in the story so like they end up co parenting and falling in love like that. I don't know why but that whole concept seemed funny to me, so I decide to use it as like a way to take a break every now and again for the agnsty stuff. I don't own the characters or the artwork, just the story.

Tomtord is good 😌👍

My divine Talia When I look into your almond eyes, I do not see the boy I am, but the man I must become to possess you I want to take all of the pain from your soul, and in the passion factory of my heart, transform it into functional joy I want to take your hand by the Cheremosh River, and with all Ukraine as witness, take you as my wife And we shall sing and dance and drink And then I shall whispеr in your ear, "Let rivers run wild or lеt them be damned" My perfect Talia, I lay my masculinity at the altar of your maidenhood Кохаю (Talia) Я тебе кохаю (Talia) (Talia) Talia, oh, my Talia (Talia) My Talia (Talia) Я тебе кохаю (Talia) Oh, my love (Talia) La-la-la-la-la la La-la-la-la-la la La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la la la La-la-la-la-la la La-la-la-la-la la La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la la la La la la, la la la (la-la-la-la-la-la) La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la la la La la la, la la la (la-la-la-la-la-la-la) La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Кохаю (Talia) Я тебе кохаю (Talia) Ooh (Talia) La la, oh my Talia (Talia) My Talia (Talia) Я тебе кохаю (Talia) Oh, my love (Talia) Talia, oh (Talia, my darling) Oh, oh (Talia, my darling) Oh, oh (Talia, my darling) Oh (Talia, my darling) I wanna get with your love, baby (hey, hey) (I wanna get with you, baby) (hey, hey) I wanna get with your love, baby (hey, hey) (I wanna get with you, baby) (hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey) Ah Talia, oh, my love