Growing up Tord always tried to make Tom cower in fear, but Tom was never afraid of Tord to even show a response to his attempts to scare him. It started when they were only children.. Tom was rather innocent when they were kids, so whenever Tord tried to scare him, he'd just giggle and say "You're not scary Tordy!". This would always would make Tord upset and make him question himself if he was scary enough to fulfill his dream to take over the world. That's when he figured a machine of some sort might be able to help him do it. He started learning how to tinker with little devices at this age, he self taught himself this as well. At their teenage years.. Tord kept attempting to pull pranks that would scare anyone, but Tom never even flinched, even when Tord pulled the "Edd's dead" card and even made a fake corpse of Edd. Tom never fell for the pranks and always used to tell Tord what he did wrong, and even give him tips on how to REALLY scare him, which even when Tord used those tips it never worked anyway. On to their adult years when they went to live together with Edd and Matt, Tord STILL couldn't scare him! Even when he would steal Toms precious items and threaten to break them, Tom would just say, "Well then you gotta buy me a new one." Which would stop Tord since he needed to save up for his robot. Now Tord has taken over Russia, Brazil, and Germany and the Eddsworld crew knows they have to stop it at once before he goes any further!

(There will definitely be smut And I'm only gonna warn ppl in the first chapter) Please don't report, there's an actual story, not just smut. Masturbation, Sexual frustration, Drama, hate and lubrication. Let's go with that On my old account, this had 60K views, 2.3K votes, and 35 chapters. Dom Tord! Completed story! Have a pleasant life ouo

Look, I'm not saying Tom's totally gay for Tord. I'm just saying he wants Tord to fuck him. But Tom's not gay. Nope. I'm editing this two years after it's done to leave a very special note: i'd rather be buried alive and suffocate on dirt before i use "cum" unironically. go read "daddy" porn and let me spell it how i want because i'm not going to do anything that reminds me of ddlg or ageplay, stop leaving shitty comments on a shitty porn book if you cannot handle a less disgusting version of cum. let me call it come. note: almost every single chapter is going to be of them fucking, you're welcome the amazing cover!!! was done by @readingismypurpose and they're absolutely amazing ngl Update: when the FUCK is this book going to die