A hero in love with his civilian friend. A boy with a crush on his best friend. Although they're the same person, they must be kept separate, for who knows what'll happen if the secret gets out.

WARNING!! THIS STORY IS POORLY WRITTEN AND DISSAPOINTING. _________________________________________ As soon Stan starts dating Wendy, Kyle has been having this jealously feeling. He doesn't know why, it's not like he has a crush on his super best friend or something. Right?

just as the title says NSFW

Stan doesn't like the way Cartman is eyeing Kyle so he claims Kyle....