~Royal au~ Wilbur has one job. Assassinate the prince. He's been given this job because he is the best there is...and he's desperate. There's only one problem. The prince is really fucking hard to kill. And it only gets harder once Wilbur starts to- uh oh...fall for him? When another assassin turns up, things get a lot more complicated.

Quackity x Wilbur This is just a random Oneshot Book for whenever I come up with random ideas so don't expect fluent updates! Please keep in mind that I am NOT shipping the irl cc just the c!Characters. And last but not least: -NO smut/lime/lemon -Any TW will be at le start of the chapters :] -Will include POV's -Will have tons of fluff, angst and LOADS of drama xD -Some are long, some are short. Respect it lmao. -Expect none of them to be canon, kay? :,] -First few are pre-written which is why the date is like a two weeks before I posted it xD -No hate please, this is just for fun :) Started: 9:30pm, Saturday, March 12th. 2022 Ended: ----------------------------------------- Enjoy! -San

These two fruity assholes have taken over my life now, and I'm about to make it everyone's problem. So here's my collection of oneshots and little story bits. Insert your obligatory "this is about the characters, not the content creators" here. Don't ship real people and keep in mind that I'm writing about the characters, and purely the characters. (Art not mine ((Obviously))) If you have any questions about any of these AUs, feel free to ask me about them! I love answering questions about them. And if you spot something that I should add to the warnings, let me know so I can add them!

I'll be writing a bunch of tnt duo oneshots that even YOU can ask for something to give me to practice writing - because tnt duo is fucking amazing. Other than requests, the rest are just things I get randomly moved to write As of may 31st REQUEST ARE BACK OPEN so ignore line below (As of march 10th I will not be taking requests until I finish the ones I still have yet to do) Hope you enjoy :D (this is where I mainly post now. Seeing as the majority of stuff I write happens to be quackbur oneshots or short stories with like 5 chapters max) Cover art is by fuwallo on Instagram CHECK THEM OUT their art is absolutely amazing. (Feel free to request :D) Full of angst, fluff, and just romantic stuff

Quackity just wanted a cup of coffee after his last place got caught in the crossover of a gang war. Why is the owner of his new favorite place surrounded by blood? Or: Wilbur is a chaotic evil coffee shop owner and Quackity is a very confused mafia boss who just wanted some coffee.

Wilbur was tired of being a hero. He liked to believe that he was a good hero, but being a good hero wasn't enough. It was never enough. Always compared to his twin brother, the golden child of the Minecraft Hero Family. Wilbur lived in Techno's shadow. He hated it so much and he wasn't sure how much more he could take. He wanted to be seen for who he was. He was Wilbur goddamn Minecraft, and he refused to let himself be a side note in someone else's story. Villains had one right; the right to choose a nemesis. A thesis to their anti-thesis. A rival. His subordinates always questioned why he chose Magpie. He never bothered to explain. He had met the hero once, and that was all it took. The eldest of the Minecraft children was so much more than anyone realized. There was a deep running fury hidden under his mask. The hero was fast approaching his breaking point. That, is why Quackity chose him. Wilbur Minecraft was going to fall soon, and he was going to fall hard. And Quackity would be right there waiting, ready to catch his songbird when he did. (Art belongs to @smimsalted who is a part of my Discord server and deserves all the love for this amazing piece!)

"I could drink your blood if you let me, baby- drain you o' your love until you hate me." It's the 1800s. Alexis Quackity has been sent on a business trip to England, arriving at a certain Wilbur Soot's lavish castle. But Wilbur isn't an ordinary human. Well, he's not exactly a human. Things get complicated when he develops a certain... liking... for Quackity. [Contains smut!] "Blood! Didn't they want your blood? So why apologise for being blue and cold?" Cover by @cyani07 on Twitter

schlatt and wilbur have been together for two years despite wilbur's constant toxic tendencies. schlatt eventually got tired and left. half a year later, schlatt was offered a high paying job and due to his poor state of living, he was forced to accept it. soon he discovered that wilbur was his mentor. ! ʟᴏᴡᴇʀᴄᴀꜱᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇɴᴅᴇᴅ !

Based on the little competition Jschlatt and Corpse Husband had on twitter. Or, Jschlatt tweets out 'I like Wilbur Soot,' and it ends up on a billboard in NYC.

A boy name Alex has been living in his normal life. Lovely chaotic friend, Work as a streamer, Living in his own house, And everything. Until one day a popular singer run up to him and pretend to kiss him just to get away from his crazy fans. What happen next? Find out by reading this story. NOTE: I'm not a good writer but this is just pratice, Please don't start making fun of me,judge it or Ask personal questions! It makes me worry and uncomfortable. If this trigger you please don't read some chapters. I will put the TW on the chapters so I don't trigger any of you guys! Have a wonderful day loves and always calm yourself and be yourself<333 *Complete*