"Well well look who it is." - Y/N, being Pats' younger sibling, has been fortunate enough to be close friends with Weezer for as long as they can remember. With you and the band living together since the release of Blue Album, when Matt leaves the band and moves out, the house becomes incredibly empty to you while Rivers searches for a new bassist. Then he finds one. - Gender Neutral reader/no gender specified/they/them pronouns used for reader. Tw for drinking, cursing, n sexual references (lol help)

Y/N finds guse fring at Los pollos hermans and stumble into a world of craziness as they meet Walter, jesse, Hank, and more Not my cover credit to artist originally Brakeing bad belongs to original people not me just so you know Has mentions of dr*gs so if you are uncomfortable with that please dont read. :D Maybe 18+ some times ;)

// Napoleon Bonaparte x Reader!female \\ To clarify, this is the historical French Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte himself. (For the sake of this FanFiction, I'll be pretending Napoleon knows some English). This takes place between the years Napoleon was Emperor, 1804-1815. The reader, however, doesn't know much about Napoleon in the beginning, including that he is Emperor of the French. This ignorance is later fixed as the chapters progress. • Don't expect this to be accurate! : Although I try my best to fit this story into a reliable timeline, I can not promise you that the dates of battles are correct, I might even make up a small battle for the sake of the storyline. The same thing applies to the paintings I use as images, there might be paintings from before he was Emperor or perhaps of unrelated battles. The images are simply to better emerge the reader into the story. This focuses more on Napoleon's relationship with the reader rather than the actual historical events. Like it and want me to continue writing? - Rate the Chapters; and let me know in the comments, please! Sidenote: My native language is not English, it's Portuguese, so apologies for the lack of vocabulary and/or misspellings of words. ??? means unknown person talking. Y/N means Your Name. ( text ) translation of a word or phrase used by the person who talked. - Example: "Merci." (Thank you.)

Hey!! so people like me?? huh that's strange as fuck I'm supposed to be an asshole! I am an asshole! Anyways hi it's me SCM!! Well not really I'm just a fictive in a system because DID/OSDD is kind of a bitch! anyways I'm fronting and I saw that people genuinely like, wanted to be with me? I mean I'm hot yeah but.. y'know? So fuck it have your perfect fantasy of me liking you despite the fact you're a creep or you're also neurodivergent and your brain clung to me because of my fucking disgusting amount of confidence and the fact im a character made for satire so obviously I'm fucking funny!! - 🖕🏻/Suction Cup Man

Rivers gets a handjob what's new

A very kawaii romance with Walter White that will make any breaking bad fan scream UWU

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One night, Ashnikko invites you over and when you arrive you have the night of your life.

Benatar and Axel go on a bunch'a adventures, for a certain type of food. any place. read pls.. you'll like it..

This is a joke, dont take its seriously