Alex Turner é um cantor internacionalmente famoso e notável não apenas por ser o vocalista da banda britânica Arctic Monkeys, mas também por ser extremamente mulherengo, beberrão e arrogante. Alyssa Beardsley é uma fracassada atriz e modelo que cada vez mais está sendo esquecida e com a carreira jogada na lama. Suas vidas entram em convergência através de um acordo para salvar suas carreiras. E o roteiro preparado especialmente pelo destino fez as coisas saírem do controle, os fazendo pensar: até que ponto tudo isso será mentira? • História original minha, com todos os direitos autorais reservados • • Plágio é crime, sou estudante de Direito e também conheço o Maicão, vou bater na tua cara com o Código Penal, carai • #1 - arcticmonkeys (13/11/2022) #1 - alexturner (20/11/2022) #1 - thedeal (05/08/2020) 100K - 20/11/2022

Londres. Uma terra cheia de oportunidades e o lugar perfeito para se dar o pontapé inicial de uma vida boa. Ao menos foi isso que Eileen Copeland pensou no momento em que pisou em solo inglês após ganhar uma bolsa para sua tão sonhada faculdade de Jornalismo. Ansiando por um emprego para se manter, ela aceita o desafio de se tornar estagiária de Alex Turner, CEO de uma renomada empresa multinacional, durante seis meses de experiência. Dono de uma personalidade forte e extremamente arrogante, Turner fará de tudo para testar os limites de sua nova estagiária ao passo que irá descobrir que ela não é nada igual as mulheres que ele um dia conheceu. "Não se preocupe, querida. Eu vou ser o seu pior pesadelo favorito." #1 - arcticmonkeys (06/01/2023) #1 - alexturner (08/03/2021)

She hates him. He hates her. But after a one night stand with 'no strings attached' do their feelings for one another begin to get complicated? Can Alex win her over with his 'irresistible' charms? or will she stand her ground and push him away? ~SENSITIVE AND SEXUAL CONTENT~ I started writing this book a long while ago now and the start really makes me cringe when reading back on it. However, keep on reading and I promise it gets better as the story goes on. Enjoy!

A story of a Man and a woman. 1st Highest Ranking as of MAY 19, 2018 : #5 on Arctic Monkeys. 2nd Highest Ranking as of August 12, 2018: #18/207 on Lana Del Rey #Lanalex #completed #LanaDelRey #AlexTurner

"Call off the search for your soul, or put it on hold again." A private booth, a broken heart, a girl dressed in red, at a strip club. because sometimes love isn't what it was ever supposed to be. ••• This story has a lot of more mature themes than my other works, incl. addiction, dr*g use, s*x work and toxic relationships, please avoid reading if any are subjects you don't feel comfortable with, please put yourself first <3

❝ 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐'𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘱𝘴 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘦'𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘥𝘢𝘮𝘯 𝘴𝘰𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 ❞ Maya just started working for EMI record company as soon as she's put incharge of the Arctic Monkeys who are supposed to be making their best album yet called AM. Everyone has warned her about Alex Turner, the lead singer of the band. If she does not want to get fired she must not engage with any sorts of relationship with Alex apart from a friendship, but will this be possible since Alex is known to charm every girl he meets? Will Maya manage to be the first girl to catch feelings for him or will she fall for him? warning : fluff and smut ( I'm sorry if I make any mistakes regarding time lines or events because I'm not that familiar with the history of the Arctic Monkeys I'll do my best with researching :) )

Scarlet Helders returns to Sheffield after years of traveling abroad, studying literature and writing a few successful books through a mentorship. She is excited to return home to her brother and his band, but things are different when she gets back. The biggest difference is in Alex, her old childhood crush; no longer considered 'adorable', he had changed into a stranger following a harsh breakup he experienced two years before. Her old friend is a little too arrogant, his hair newly short, his style vastly different. Worst of all, he doesn't seem to care that she is back. Never the matter, since she swore off the childhood crush years before. NOTE: This is all for fun, lmao idk what i'm doing. Just thought I'd give writing on here a try. :)

It's New Years when Alex turns up drunk and high on your doorstep, and you find looking after him is a chore. But he's a shameless flirt, and trying to ignore the words spilling from his mouth becomes increasingly difficult. Plus, the prospect of going from just friends to something more isn't as easy as it sounds, as there's a complication waiting in the wings... ~*~*~*~*~*~ An Alex Turner Short Story ~*~*~*~*~*~

10 years after it all came crumbling down, can Alex and Charlotte piece it all together? Sequel to "The Library"

June 2003 in Sheffield. Two 17 year olds, Charlotte Baker and Alex Turner. One weird love story.