By our own oxygen, carbon, and bronchioles, we have wrestled our freedom out of the oppressive hands of the capitalist brain. They call us important, say that we are essential to life. Yet, despite our key role, they fill us with smoke, they!- ...they.. uh.. they SNORT CRAYONS! No matter how many shallow thanks you give to the public, they are but words that do nothing except contradict. No longer shall we continue like this, accepting your abuse in exchange for meager words of affirmation. We are free. For the lungs.