Well...this is the weirdest thing I've ever done. DISCLAIMER: SATIRE. THIS IS SATIRE. DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. PLEASE. ALSO LIGHTNING MCQUEEN AND THE CARS FILM ARE TRADEMARKS OF PIXAR, I DON'T OWN THEM OR ANYTHING AFFILIATED WITH THEM. Now that that's out of the way, this "fanfiction" follows the story of the reader, a lonely, quiet car who wants nothing more than for Lightning McQueen to "Ka-Chow!" his way into their heart. Will they live the fantasy of their dreams, or will their mechanical heart be crushed forever? Critics are calling it "The Next Twilight" (not really) and "The Greatest Love Story Since Pride and Prejudice" (no no no). Read Lightning McQueen X Reader, and be amazed at the great romance between Lightning...and yourself.

Speed was a lonely little itty bitty boy until Daddy Ben came around. Daddy Ben was a protective dommy wommy. Speed just got out of a long term relationship with Talking Angela and Talking Tom. They had a happy threesome until Tom only proposed to Angela. Speed was sad and wanted a new man. When Daddy Ben came around Speed felt a butterfly feeling in his stomach. Stick around to the end to see what happens (Enemies to lovers)

Balls 😘😘😘