This is a spin-off of the story 'He Was Looking For A Princess, Instead He Found Me', Book One of 'The Tales of a Royal Lunatic' Crown Prince Christopher of the vampire race has had his fair share of bad luck. His first love was murdered, he is next in line for a kingdom that he doesn't want and a rebel organization is out to kill the one thing in the world that could make him happy. But now you can add a mate that has mysteriously been blocked from him and a werewolf prince that holds a large grudge. Will Christopher ever find out who his true mate is? Will he be able to protect her? Will he be able to HANDLE her? I guess time will tell :)

Book Two of 'The Tales of the Royal Lunatic' It has been scientifically determined that Emilee Kate Willows is most definitely insane. Well, not really scientifically but it's just something everyone knows- the sky is blue, the Beatles are awesome and Emilee is crazy. But the problem is that not exactly EVERYONE knows. Maybe the whole of the U.S., tops. The poor people in Astria were innocent and oblivious until their new princess came along. Boy, did they have another thing coming to them. This is Emilee's version of Meet the Parents, only they don't need a lie detector and she's got a ton of people who want to kill her. It's nothing personal, she's just the mate of the vampire prince that everyone hates and killing her is like taking away the prince's soul. Her charm never had a chance. Will she be able to survive life as part of the royal family? Will she EVER meet a smurf?