Have you ever wanted to befriend an object? Play Cupid and pair them together, or even date them for reasons unbeknownst to anyone but yourself? Probably not, but if you do, then this book is just for you. Enjoy your stay here because you might not ever escape.

request anything!!! if i dont know anything about your character or an object: i will go watch it and learn about them just for you!!!! BUT DONT BE SHY, REQUEST ANYTHING!!

♡ brace yourself--for you're about to go on an acid trip, falling in love with inanimate objects with arms and legs. ♡ I do not do lemons or anything triggering, I want this story to be friendly for all!! -Triggering as in self harm, abuse, slurs, etc.