Someone has to so I will be that Someone.

"𝘞𝘩𝘺 𝘥𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘦, (𝘠/𝘯)?" "𝘞𝘩𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘵! 𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨'𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘦! 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘰, 𝘈𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳!<3" |𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐘 𝐎𝐍 𝐇𝐈𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐒!!!!| 8/18/2022 : #4 𝙷𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙰𝚄 8/18/2022 : #1 𝙰𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛 8/18/2022 : #13 1920 3/27/2021 : #1 1910 8/18/2022 : #56 𝙷𝚊𝚣𝚋𝚒𝚗𝙷𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚕 3/27/2021 : #2 𝚁𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚘𝙷𝚘𝚜𝚝 8/18/2022 : #16 𝙰𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚇𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛

Nothing but sweet ol lemon, fluff, angst and smut! Smut 💕 Fluff 💙 Angst 🌩️ Song chapter; 🎶 (There might be some scenarios and memes here and there-) REQUESTS: CLOSED! (This whole book is a joke and maybe for me-)

"𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐩𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐈 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐧, 𝐌𝐲 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭." ╰┈➤ 〔 𝐈𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐛𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐋𝐨𝐮𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐚 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐢𝐧𝐯𝐨𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞. 𝐇𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫, 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐚𝐟𝐞, 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐮𝐧𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫. 〕 『 𝘔𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴 』 || June 13, 2020 #1 on Alastor || June 13, 2020 #40 on xreader || June 13, 2020 #1 on HazbinHotelfanfic || December 18, 2020 #1 on Readerinsert || January 2, 2021 #1 on Radiodemon || January 2, 2021 #3 on xreader || January 2, 2021 #1 on Husk || January 2, 2021 #1 on Nifty ~||Started: 10/29/2019 ~|| Finished: 8/16/2020 ©𝙆𝙪𝙣𝙤𝙞𝙨𝙢 2019 𝘊𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳: ©-𝘚𝘛𝘈𝘙𝘐𝘘𝘖𝘜 - Notes: Book was made when the pilot came out. No further information about the canon and is purely relying on headcanon's. Finished months before the first season came out.

🥀𝕺𝖋𝖙𝖊𝖓 𝖜𝖊 𝖘𝖊𝖊 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖘 𝖕𝖆𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖉 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖋𝖊𝖒𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖘 𝖎𝖓 𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘, 𝕴 𝖆𝖘 𝖆 𝖌𝖆𝖞 𝖒𝖆𝖓 𝖋𝖊𝖊𝖑 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖓𝖊𝖊𝖉 𝖙𝖔 𝖈𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖊 𝖘𝖔𝖒𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝖝 𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖒𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖘. 𝕾𝖔 𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊 𝖎𝖘 𝕬𝖑𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖔𝖗 , 𝕴𝖙 𝖎𝖘 𝖌𝖔𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖙𝖔 𝖇𝖊 𝖘𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞.🥀