This story is based off of the movie The black phone, but no one dies..or else someone very special in this book..

Stiles hates condom. He wants Derek to fill him everytime they...you know. Stiles loves the sensation. Derek is a werewolf anyway, what disease he could possibly have? His mate needs to relax. Besides, it's not like Stiles can get PREGNANT. (Guess again)

Scott is now the Alpha. Him and Stiles have fallen in love. Stiles finds out about a curse that was put on his family centres ago. Once you turn 17 you become a zombie. Stiles must learn to deal with everything but there is also the blue waffles. A mold that will lop his penis off if he doesn't have sex with his soulmate often enough. However if his soulmate is Scott that means he will have to turn Scott into a zombie werewolf. SO JUST WANT TO POINT OUT I HAVE CURRENTLY WATCHED TO SEASON 2. I HAVE SEEN THE WILD HUNT AND OTHER SEASONS A LITTLE BIT SO I DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS ALL TAKES PLACE IN THE SERIES. ALSO IF IT'S BAD THAT'S WHY.

Since I haven't saw any decent smut of them yet 😏 (Art not mine)