Donkey spills the gæ - changed the title and cover so my irl friends won't find my acc😖

This story is a Trump x Reader story. It's a very spicy meat-a-ball-a. Rawr XD. Here are some real reviews from Yelp: "ye-YEE this book made me yeehaw" ~Taylor Swift "I would nuke the US, but then this book would never get updated again, so I will not" ~Kim Jong Un "Esketit" ~Lil Pump Overall Ranking: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ (Y'all, this story got that #1 ranking in the #donaldtrump on 11/21/18)

These stories are quite long but are definitely worth the read. Hope you're not planning on sleeping tonight after this.

A bootylicious Shrek story u will def come to love 4real. No cap. Shrek Shrekians Shreklandia shriek shrook. Most impressive ranking: #4 Farts Started writing when extremely bored between 2019 - 2021. TRIGGER WARNING! probably the worst thing you could possibly read on Wattpad. Maybe? It's very hard to tell. Don't say I didn't warn you. Ehem! Anyways: (Enter sir David Attenborough) ONCE UPON A TIME... You (yes, you!) are an ogre living in the swamps. Being close friends with Donkey, you find yourself interested in his best friend, shrek, the hottest and most badass ogre in your village! And he seems to be interested in you too. He has rejected everyone else. Is he interested in you? Is it even possible for the most charming ogre out there to have you on his mind? Does it matter that he already has a wife and kids? Read and find out. GLUTEN FREE, MIGHT CONTAIN OGRES and pain.

What My Boredom Leads To

[WARNING!] This story 's 88% does not involve Jurassic park/world [rated 14+]

Guys this is a tragic story about forbidden love 💔💔💔😰😰😭 Don't worry I hate that I made this too (I'm soo sorry for creating this disaster it's completely satire gsfjsjfsjfsuf)

Shrek suddenly wakes up at 3am and realises that he doesn't want his relationship with Fiona anymore and royal shit and responsibilities so he runs back to his swamp only to find a little surprise waiting for him there.

I don't think I need to explain

You and Jeff the killer are in love. Yes