guys I think I actually need too be put in a psych ward

After trump lost the election he went insane and tried to eat the swamp water but then he met a big green ogre and they fell in love 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

a thrilling, heartbreaking, and sexy story about shrek, obama and others credits: first chapter was made by my irl friend, and the rest was made by me. ☆ june 7th 2023 ☆ #1 in donkey #1 in cockandballs

What My Boredom Leads To

Jesus frick

It's hot. So very hot.

Read the title

You go and buy some obamm PANTS at the legings store. there you meet obamA himself! except obamma has a secret. what is it???????? warniong: lots of WEREWOLVES

Requests Open exactly what the title says, oneshots about the characters in DHMIS. I'll be calling the main three Harry, Robin and Manny. ⚠️= NSFW ☁️= FLUFF 💔= ANGST

[Cursed fic] Alex Quackity has recently been allured by the charms of a British brunet, though with his will to confess came an obstacle known as Dream. Everyone knows how vast the dreamnotfound influence spread amongst the fandom, yet this didn't stop Quackity from fighting for his love in a chad way; Especially now that lockdown has ended and George is now in America. How will Dream and Quackity cope with this amazing turn of events? read this fic to find out. A/n: This is a troll fic and is meant to be satire. This doesn't show smut and shit don't worry. Why did I write this even if I have SAT exams tomorrow? I'm bored