Ranboo gets trapped in an Ikea and has many obstacles in his way. Will he make it out alive?

The voices led him to kingdoms and shires and towns-it didn't matter what they offered him in return; the voices didn't demand coin, they demanded blood. He fought for bold men and stupid men, greedy kings and starry-eyed rebels. He fought for armies doomed to fail and dragged them into the light of glory. He had lost count of how many allies he'd fought beside-after a time, their names and faces had faded into the recesses of his hazy memory. And then there was the Angel of Death. Fic where Techno and Phil are old immortals, and Tommy and Wilbur are decidedly... not. ~~Credit to blujamas, thcscus on ao3~~ *The story entirely belongs to them and I just want to share it with others<3*

This is another Wilbur x Reader Story, hope you like it:) *** Disclaimer, the title of the story has not much to do with the actual content of it lmao *** Just wanted to mention that I am not writing in my native language so the spelling is not going to be perfect, but anyways enjoy! *** Also the cover is from pinterest:3 *** Rankings: 02.01.2023: 1. in wilbursootxreader 02.01.2023: 12. in lovejoy 02.01.2023: 13.in Tubbo 25.03.2023: 2. in wilbursoot 27.04.2023: 10. in smp 01.01.2024: 100k reads THANK Y'ALL SO MUCH:D