Imagine for a moment that all the characters of The Hobbit (and probably of The Lord of the Rings) are trapped in our world. This book is a set of oneshots of The Hobbit but with a little difference: they are in real life. I take requests for all the characters! Send me your ideas in private messages! Don't forget to vote if you like what you read! :) The characters are not mine (except for those you don't know). They belong to J.R.R Tolkien and Peter Jackson.

Bilba has been a slave her entire life. All she knows of the outside world is what she sees from time to time outside the gates of Moria and the stories her mother used to tell her. Stories of a place called the Shire where her mother once lived and a placed called Erebor where, as far as she knows, her father still lives. Stories of dragons a thousand times larger, and more intelligent, than the beasts the orcs rode and of a strange concept called freedom where one was allowed to live as they wished with no one to tell them what they could, or could not do. The stories meant little to Bilba. The only future she had was to live, and die, as a slave as countless number had before her. And then the orcs dragged an injured female firedrake through the gates, her rider screaming obscenities behind her as he fought to reach her side...and everything changed.

When Hermione went chasing through the veil after her adoptive father she didn't know what she was expecting but ending up in the forest with tattoos in her skin definitely wasn't what she was expecting. To make things worse those mark signified her soul bond with two hot headed kings in middle earth. Can Hermione find her father? Can Remus find his missing mate and child? Can Hermione handle love and soulmates after all the betrayal? Started: 26/08/2022 Finished: ? Most recent update: 02/10/2022 Obviously I do not own Harry Potter or the hobbit and anything to do with those belong to original owners. I only own my storyline.

What if Bilbo adopted a human baby that was left on his doorstep when she was just a few days old? Elayna and Frodo grew up together and treat each other as brother and sister so that's what everyone understood them to be. So then eighteen years later when the quest to destroy the Ring of Power begins it is only natural that Frodo demands Elayna accompany him to Rivendell. But what happens when Elayna encounters a certain Ranger who, when he looks at her with those stormy grey eyes, makes her feel... different? And what if she had a secret that only Frodo, Gandalf and herself knew?

Since the moment you landed in this strange world you fell in love... with Thorin's hair. What happens when you can no longer resist and have to get your hands on that luscious mane of his? May 7, 2017

Bilba has grown up the unwanted granddaughter of the Thain of the Kingdom of Shire but, as she rarely visits the palace, the relationship holds little meaning to her. Instead she focuses on her second year of college, her ballet career and her slowly burgeoning romance with Bofur, a crew member with her ballet company. The same day Bilba is set to preform on stage for the first time with her company, the kingdom of Shire is anticipating another event. That very evening will oversee the political, arranged marriage between Thorin Durin, Crown Prince of Erebor, and an unnamed Princess of Shire (so unnamed because Bilba's grandfather is a paranoid bastard). Bilba doesn't care about any of this, she hasn't been invited and has no interest in other countries, politics or other such machinations. Just before she's set to preform, however, Bilba suddenly finds herself dragged from the theater and taken to appear before her grandfather at the palace. There she is informed she WILL be participating in the wedding after all. As the bride. Whether she likes it or not.

Bilba Baggins has returned to the Shire to find it very different from the one she left...or perhaps it is she who is different. She is a warrior returned from the battlefield to a place where the greatest threat will be not having enough scones for tea She doesn't know how she will fit back in after all she's gone through but she is willing to try. She is content with the thought of peace. The notion of living without fear of imminent death, or of something trying to eat her, is a good one. Unfortunately for Bilba, however, there is a ring whispering in her pocket, a force rising from the darkness and an evil burning in scarlet flame. And they have no intention of allowing her rest.

Bilba Baggins couldn't be happier. She's embraced her Baggins' half and has placated her Took half with a short trip to Bree (the most adventure she ever wishes to have). In addition, she is convinced Fram Harfoot, the most eligible bachelor in all of Hobbiton, will soon declare his eternal love for her - particularly after he sees the dinner she's prepared for him. When the knock sounds on her door she just knows it heralds the first day of the rest of her life as a respectable, and entirely proper, Hobbit. Instead of her Happily Ever After, however, Bilba gets a company of Dwarves - complete with their obnoxious leader who MIGHT be vaguely attractive if he ever stopped ruining it by opening his mouth. Clearly the only possible explanation is somewhere, in a past life, she must have done something truly AWFUL to deserve this.

Lilja Storm, a skin-changer who was tortured by Azog, is found by Gandalf and joins Thorin, Bilbo, and company on the quest to reclaim Erebor. On the way she discovers stuff about herself and feelings she hasn't had in ages, will she be happy again? Will she find love? Will they succeed? Read to find out. This story is just for entertainment, the characters and storyline other than Lilja and the bits I have added belong to J.R.R. Tolkien and Peter Jackson.

Luth is a skin changer who ran from her captives when she was young. That was how she meet Thorin Oakenshield and he became her father figure.