Funny jokes that will make you unstoppable from laughing *I do not own any of these jokes*

I have a really terrible sense of humor so I decided to make this book for fun. So here's a book of bad jokes, puns, pickup lines, and quotes that might actually make you smile. ⚠ Please note ⚠ : I do not own all of these jokes/puns. Credits go to their original owners. Started: Jan. 7, 2017 « Highest ranking » 08/16/18 | #4 in #quoteoftheday

The sequel to 'truth or dare'

When you are sent back to 1984, you expect life to be easier than the 'apocalypse' you were previously facing. Camp Redwood seemed like the perfect place to wind down and get away from the negativity at Miss Robixaus Academy for Exceptional Young Ladies. Or at least it would've been if there weren't two maniacal serial killers on the loose. (This starts of Coven and then turns to 1984, I don't like writing without any beforehand context so sorry if I don't get to the point as quick as some others but if you want straight up 1984, skip to chapter 5)

EPILOGUE WILL BE FREE STARTING JUNE 29TH, 2023! Diana wakes up in pain, tied to a bed and unable to escape. She's been trapped by a group of surgeons with a twisted passion and she's their next victim. ***** Diana Slater, a typical University student, wakes up in pain, tied to a bed and unable to see. After a mysterious figure, known only as Dr. Sweeney, nurses her back to health she finds out the truth. The Doctor has kidnapped her and given her a cat's eyes as part of a larger ploy to turn humans into collectibles. Now she's being trained by Ben, another patient, with the skin of a snake, on how to behave. Diana and Ben are forced to work together to try to escape the murderous doctors - until she discovers Ben might not be the victim he makes himself out to be. The only person Diana can trust is herself, and if she fails, her eyes won't give her another nine lives. [[Winner of the 2018 Fiction Awards for Best Horror Story]] [[word count: 80,000-90,000 words]] Cover designed by Holly Thurston

Madi's slumber party is suddenly terrorized by a harmless dare.

Joana isn't like your normal teenager she hides a dark secret that she is scared of revealing to anyone her mom is the vile and cruel Maleficent at birth Joana was like every other child but as she was growing she kept portraying certain abilities her father who was a werewolf began getting scared of her abilities so he took her away from her mother and hid her from the outside world and told her that she had to stay hidden because he wasn't certain about her abilities but it also turns out that she is also related to a supreme Alpha where does her powers end