Jesus frick

Elmo was ecstatic when the results of the 2016 election came in. Little did he know, this event would lead to more than just angry Twitter teens. It could lead to....love? Will Elmo be able to escape his non-fleshy prison and live the rest of his life, or will he forever be a puppet, waiting for master?

Uwu catboy Donald trump was about to become #emo after losing the election when he was abducted by the super strong and smeggsy Mafia boss Alvin the Chipmunk. Why did I write this you ask? Im mentally ill thats why! Enjoy :)

As Donald Trump gets ready to leave the white house, he devises a plan to get back at the man who cost him his job, the famous Joe Biden. But little does he know, this choice will change his life forever. Will Trump manage to get his revenge? Or will something more... Romantic happen?.. Read this book to find out! -_SATIRE_-

A forbidden romance blossoms between two unlikely men. Their passion for politics was one thing but their passion for each other was another. Can this love affair last, or will the pressures of those around them break their special bond?

If only he knew, if only he knew they were the same person- other ships- Hillary Clinton X Bernie Sanders Mike Pence X Head of the house Obama X Michelle -started February 6th, 2018-

Dr.Eggman kidnaps Sonic and does an experiment on him, hoping to put Sonic under his control but Eggman ends up turning Sonic part cat. Now Tails is figuring how to turn him back while Shadow take care of him. Wonder what will happen? Read to find out!

dr. phil takes a wild ride