A joke!!! *no grammar 🥺*

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A short satirical take on some common Wattpad activities.

"Uncanny Roommates Series" **BOOK ONE** (Currently ReWriting) ~Original Summary~ Y/N is a working college student, just going day by day trying to make the most of her life. She has never been exceedingly good at anything, and doesn't have too much confidence in herself. Life really does take 180 when she is saved by Hawks in an alley one night. ~ ~Updated Summary~ A survivor of the commission's torturous training, Y/N Ahane is now just a young college student. Living her early teens in a "Private" academy for troubled teens, she finds herself reuniting with friends from before. Who are really surprised she doesn't remember them. Hawks and Dabi operate as partners in crime, almost. Hawks continues fishing for information for the Heroes, and Dabi trying to do the same for the League of Villains. Because of the twos close past, they just cant seem to let the other go. Love spirals into chaos, as these three realize three wrongs don't make a right.