you are the 16 year old daughter of Dr Nefario one day he took you to work and then you met your soulmate Gru

here's a story for all the dumbledaddy lovers/simpers *contains smut* y/n y/l/n is a muggleborn gryffindor who is dating seamus finnigan but falls for dumbledore.

Darrius just wanted to learn Spanish for his next trip to Mexico. That's when he discovered Duolingo, a friendly app to learn languages. However, Darrius wasn't the most studious guy. He was actually lazier than a sloth. The notifications on his phone about Duo reminding him to complete his next Spanish lesson were in vain. That's when a new feature appeared: Duolingo Push. This feature sends a huge Duo owl to find you wherever you are, to remind you to practice your daily lesson, regardless of the time, or the place. Darrius is interested in this feature, and he doesn't realize he just committed the worst mistake of his life: He bought the Passive-Aggresive Duo.

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