I hate this story please do not take it seriously. I will not be updating it. I wrote it to prove you sheeps love cheesy plots over unique plots 💕 "Fuck you mom. I'm going to live with Uncle Kevin." Delilah Barker was known for being the shy girl... but deep down... no one knew the truth. that was until she moved to Illinois. this is a 17y/o Carl fic... because I mean Ethan is 17 and so am I so... it would be weird otherwise. I suck at descriptions but kill at writing so hey, give me a chance. THIS IS PURE COMEDY I'M A HATER TO THIS STORY

•miya henderson•

- 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝟏 - "ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ɢᴏᴅ ᴅᴀᴍɴ ᴛᴡɪɴꜱ!" ". . . ᴛʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴛʜɪɴɢ, ʀɪɢʜᴛ?" ᴏʀ ɪɴ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴋᴇᴠɪɴ ʙᴀʟʟ ᴀɴᴅ ᴠᴇʀᴏɴɪᴄᴀ ꜰɪꜱʜᴇʀ'ꜱ ꜱᴛᴏʀᴍʏ ᴛᴇᴇɴ ɪꜱ ʀᴇᴜɴɪᴛᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴇʀ ᴘᴀʀᴛɴᴇʀ ɪɴ ᴄʀɪᴍᴇ. 𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝟔

maybe he won't even notice me. this book was made in 2017. it's now 2022 and i'm FINALLY going to re-write the story. so no more 'yeppers' and no more 'babygirl.' hope you all enjoy, and if you haven't read the book yet, that's probably a good thing.

As I'm drifting off to sleep I feel a pair of arms wrap around me. "it's ok, it's just me baby" I hear Carl say, and smile. READ "I love you, forever" AFTER THIS ONE!!!