Your a single 25 year old comic book artist, who's hosting a Christmas dinner party your parents want you to be like your sister, to meet someone, have kids and get married but your childhood crush on Megamind is messing up the whole family because he is a cartoon character, you wish he was real but what if he was...

A man named Elmo and a man puppet named Kermit fall in love. They were childhood friends, but Kermit moved away, instead of living on Sesame Street, he lives on Disappointment island. That 384738377 miles away from his love. What will he do? We have no clue. Why? Because none of this happens in the story. Again, why? Because my friend and I are fuckers.

This is a satire with Shrek, Sonic, AND Fiona. Read to see what happens 😏