Tessa Young is an 18 year old college student with a simple life, excellent grades, and a sweet boyfriend. She always has things planned out ahead of time, until she meets a rude boy named Hardin, with too many tattoos and piercings who shatters her plans.

Getting bitten by a vampire is something, but getting bitten by five hot vampire celebrities is something else. Amberia Purt is a 17 year old American Directioner. Just like every other directioner, she dreams to meet the five knights in shining armor of her life. Who could know taking a short bathroom break could change your life? *Dramatic gasp* This story should be categorized as vampire, werewolves, fan-fiction, teen-fiction, adventure, fantasy, humor, mystery/thriller, paranormal, & romance, but unfortunately, they only allow each story to be put in only 2 categories. [This story is UNEDITED, so please don't complain about errors, plot-holes, and etc. WARNING: It's also BATSHIT CRAZY HAHAHAHAHA.] [X] This is the ONE & ONLY One Direction Bit Me. I've seen so many imitations after this fanfic, and I want you all to know that this is the ORIGINAL. Thank you! :) -This story is completely HUMOROUS, so stop taking it so seriously.-

Everyone has heard of One Direction.... Actually every Monster hunter, vampire slayer and Cold ruthless Government Hired killer Has heard of the rebel group of vampires. However when every single one of these people has been used and sent to kill this rebel group, there's only one killer left who hasn't. One who cut herself from every single government and non-government company, business or whatever you want to call them. However this one is one of the most successful slayers out there and the reason? She's impossible to find and by the time the creature finds out what she is it's to late. So when the world desperately needs her will she do what's right? Or will she do her usual and refuse to do as the government pleases. Buffy: She seems normal enough. However she has a secret Identity. She always had a habit of driving off in a black sports car with urgency, she never stayed in one place long. Buffy is not normal, Buffy is the best monster slayer that has ever laid foot on this world. She never fails to kill. In the same way we humans have monsters marked as certain death Buffy is marked as certain death in the monsters world. Buffy is the only slayer who can actually kill a hybrid. But whenever the government or anyone tries to get her to join them she rejects their offers. When it is necessary will Buffy help to save hundreds of lives even though it requires working for the government at least once?

*All credit goes to Lydia* Third book in SYT series: I have been broken. I have been hurt. I have been scared. I try to stay strong, but only break down again. I don't care if I look weak. I don't care if you think I'm not worth it. I won't be covered in useless labels. I don't care if people think I have nothing wrong, because I'm dating Niall Horan. I am hurt. I have been broken. I will be who I am trying to be. I will cover my scars with new scars. Good scars. Scars that are made of good memories. ~ Nicole Everense

*All credit goes to Lydia* Fourth book in the SYT series

*All credit goes to Lydia* First book in SYT series: Nicole was abused by her father ever since her mother and brother died. When Nicole turned 16, she was kicked out onto the streets with nothing... including her voice. All she wished was for someone to help her. And, someone did, but not your normal everyday guy.

Three girls named Death, Faith, and Destiny. All born for a purpose. All born to save and rule the werewolf kingdom. All born same day but different times. Destiny is the oldest then comes Faith then the youngest Death. All born human. All look nothing alike. There mother Crystal is a werewolf/angle. But there father Dan a vampire/demon. There mother lives in heaven while there father in hell. So how can these girl be born human no one may ever know. Having to choose who they want to live with at the age of 14 . Destiny and Faith went with there mother leaving the youngest Death with the father. At the age of 18 both Faith and Destiny had BOTH there shifts. While at the age of 17 Death had to be changed into a vampire/demon. All must stop growing at the age of 19. There mates also stopped growing at the age of 21. All were rejected by their mate. After were reunited and now are the rulers of the werewolf kingdom. All have purposes of ruling the kingdom. - Faith's is to match up every werewolf's mate. - Destiny's to make up everyone's future. - Death to kill or handle the traders or rogues that are captured and given to her to kill. Destiny's mate is Niall Horan. Faith's mate Zayn Malik. And lastly Death's mate Harry Styles. All three are werewolf's and live in a pack with two other boys. But what happens when one day the pack of boys that are in a boy-band now needs to be 'handle' by Death. What happens when the girls find their forever-soul-mate with another girl? Will they sort it out? Or will Death have to kill them for disobeying the Kingdom's Laws?

//Discontinued// "Don't go to the Malik Mansion" They said. "The Malik Mansion is haunted. Paranormal activity fills the house." They said. "Don't go in there." They said. "All of you people are complete loons!! There's no such thing as 'Paranormal Activity'. We'll prove it." 4 stubborn dumbasses said. Need a book to satisfy your horror cliché needs? Need a laugh at a poorly written book by preteen me? Then this is the book for you!

12 April 1934, The Horan family was found brutally murdered in their house. Wife and husband had been gagged and maimed before being shot in the head. Their 17-year old son, Niall Horan, was found in his bedroom's closet. He had been gagged and maimed too, but far worse than his parents. A horrendous smile was cut on his face, his eyes burned away. The murderer was never found. 80 years later, 18-year old Zayn Malik has just moved into the little cottage he bought. It literally is his dream house, in the middle of the countryside, close to the woods. Now he can finally relax on his own, away from his parents and the city... Or so he thought. Not long after he moved to his new house, Zayn starts noticing weird things. He starts seeing unnatural things, nightmares afflict his dreams every night and, what is the tale of the boy, murdered in his very house? Warning: lots of blood. It's boyxboy! Please don't read if you don't like it. This is a work of fiction, so before you send hate, remember 'you can never lie in fiction' Cover made by PartOfMyHeart

"I....I could always show you.." He told me Huh? "I could always teach you how." He repeated. "What?" I asked astonished he would even say that. "I could teach you how. I could show you how to be touched, how to touch others, even how to touch yourself" He said with seriousness in his voice. He's got to be joking. This has to be a prank. "But...I..." I was literally lost for words. "Think about it, I'm not just going to teach you how to have sex, I'm going to teach you how to be confident and comfortable with your body. Your sexy as hell but your always so unsure of yourself and you act like a shy little girl. Don't you want to be confidence and stand up for yourself? Don't you want to show everyone that inner goddess dying to come out?" "Yes" I mumbled. I was tired of being made fun of. I was tired of being a coward. "So you'll do it?" He asked with a smirk playing on his lips. Should I even do this? Isn't this wrong? Without even thinking I spoke. "Yes I'll let you teach me your ways" I admitted. "Call it, Private Sex Lessons" He smiled. What the actual fuck did I get myself into?