This is now an archive fuck Wilbur soot

"If I wanted access to your nation's secrets, I would have already seduced them out of you," he growls, hating the clear excitement in Wilbur's eyes. "I wouldn't be kneeling on your doorstep, begging for sanctuary from the man who destroyed my career, and my body with it." A lazy smile tugs at the older man's lips, revealing canines just this side of sharp for a human. "There he is. Alexis Quackity, the illustrious, hot-headed prodigy with an unmatched talent for finding the right words." OR Alex Quackity escapes Schlatt, Wilbur is intense when it comes to his feelings, and this turned into a way longer project than I anticipated.

"Techno I've got a big problem." "Here we fuckin' go. What is it this time?" Wilbur needs to think strategically about how he's going to phrase this. One wrong word and techno would hang up on him and Wilbur will have to be forced to Wade through the hell of his own mind by himself. "I jerked off to my rivarly." Techno hangs up.

⚠️not all smut, but includes a lot of it⚠️ georgexreader dreamxreader dreamnotfound dreamandgeorgexreader karlnap

A high school AU in which Quackity has had a crush on Wilbur for years; But no matter the amount of increasing interactions, Wilbur never returns the feeling...or does he? In other words, in moments of desperate love, he only had two choices; To live, or to die. But as a human being, who can end their life when you still have a glimpse of hope? Or Perhaps, in the end, the glimpse of light was nothing but hallucination and imagination. C!tntduo only, this work stands solely by itself & nothing else;

"..Why is he looking at me like that?" Asked Draco, his voice hoarse after being slammed into the damn wall. He'd deal with Granger later. Snape turned around, realising that Potter was, indeed, staring longingly at Draco. Snape let go of his collar, watching as Potter stared at Draco, biting his lip. Literally. Potter had only ever stared at him like that in his imagination. Draco looked from between Snape and Potter, a horrified expression on his face. "Mate?" Asked Weasley, trying to walk closer to Potter, obviously taken aback at his odd behavior. Potter not taking his eyes of Draco, spoke; "Why do I have to fight the urge to fucking kiss Malfoy right now?" Warnings: Mature content. Cursing. Violence. Top; Draco Bottom; Harry

MATURE 18+ - - SWITCHES!! DREAM WILL BOTTOM. GEORGE WILL TOP - Dream considers everything. He has been living with George for a while now, already face revealed months ago, they've even had a few successful tests runs, so, there really is nothing to stop them now. After years of shipping, dnf basically becoming his brand at this point, seeing the innumerable nsfw fanarts and fanfics, and now that it's confirmed that George is very much compatible with him in bedroom matters, Dream decides to take the leap. So, obviously, the most logical next step is for Dream and George to start a nsfw channel. - This contains a lot of nsfw content. Highly mature. HIGHLY MATURE. IN EVERY SINGLE CHAPTER WITH EXTENSIVE DETAILS

It was supposed to be a joke. No Nut November was just a stupid challenge that idiotic people took too seriously. Unfortunately Dream was one of those people, and now the idea was stuck in his head. Last a whole month without any release. It was funny to George, how crazy serious Dream took the whole ordeal. And he continued to find the humor in it, until Dream told him that he was too weak to last. It ticked George off to no extent, and he was determined to prove that he was the strong one out of the two. Even if he had to get his hands dirty in the process. * * * THIS IS SATIRE DON'T COME FOR ME PLEASE !!

This is a repost of what 'barleycantwrite' had posted on AO3. I have grammar checked everything and even changed some of the story, so please enjoy. *15+ Recommended* *Sexual Scenes* *Curse Words*

nsfw!! george starts university expecting little to no fun at all. but that was until he saw him. literally just don't read this, for my sanity.