It wasn't every day you crash-landed into a Piglin's house in the middle of the tundra. "Wanna tell me why there's a hole in my roof?" "...Erm...No?" "Really? Because the crooked wing tells me exactly why." "Then why'd you ask jackass?" "Because I figured I'd give you a chance to give me a reason not to kill you where you sit." "Um... Cheese?" "...." "...." "Heh?"

another techno book<3 i hope you guys enjoy this one just as much as the other one :) ily ily ily you are swag take care of yourselves :] (warning a lot of swearing) -author [complete~]

𝓐 𝕓𝕝𝕒𝕕𝕖 𝕘𝕠𝕖𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕣𝕠𝕦𝕘𝕙 𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕒𝕕𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕖𝕤 𝕓𝕖𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕖 𝕚𝕥 𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕤, 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕟, 𝕒 𝕘𝕠𝕠𝕕 𝕓𝕝𝕒𝕕𝕖 𝕤𝕙𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕨𝕖𝕒𝕣 𝔹𝕦𝕥 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕒 𝕓𝕝𝕒𝕕𝕖 𝕟𝕖𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕥, 𝕚𝕥 𝕣𝕖𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕟𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕚𝕥'𝕤 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕙. ◈◆◈◆◈◆◈◆◈◆◈◆◈◆◈ "𝕎𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕟 𝕥𝕠 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕣𝕦𝕟𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕠 𝕕𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣?" "𝕀'𝕝𝕝 𝕠𝕟𝕝𝕪 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕠𝕟𝕔𝕖 𝕀 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕓𝕖 𝕤𝕒𝕗𝕖." ◈◆◈◆◈◆◈◆◈◆◈◆◈◆◈ Technoblade x Reader ◈◆◈◆◈◆◈◆◈◆◈◆◈◆◈ I'm so sorry to the people who know me and are reading this. Please feel free to print, translate, and share this story to others. It's meant to be shared ❤️

A story where you're in techno blade's love or host. win or lose? love or host? -this is will be all romantic and sHiT so bare with me- Warning: mature language COMPLETE :D

Change. It's scary. But, we do it anyways. Even if it's for the better... or for the worse. An alluring love, can change people... The feeling is so strong... And that's why it's all the more dangerous. \_+0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0+_/ !! A Technoblade X Female Reader Fanfiction !! !!Disclaimer!! This book was renamed!! It was originally called "Enemies", but I changed it because I felt like this title suited the book more better. :p Also- literally just did some research and found out that Techno is apparently uncomfortable with fanfictions and shipping, finding them "cringe". This was technically my first book, so I would like to apologies for the inconvenience. I made sure not to do too much ship work, but there's enough to call it a fanfic :p Author's Notes: * Reader is FEMALE * During the events of Manberg and Pogtopia!! * Blood Warnings * Possibly inappropriate humor..? *A little change to the original SMP lore!!

~AGAPE BOOK 1~ Princess Callista was odd, she knew that. Nothing about her seemed to make sense. She was 17, and no prince had come to sweep her off her feet. One night, her father hosts a ball, at which she meets someone special; someone who is just as odd as she is. Her life changes after she meets him. Will she change for the better, or the worse? Remember to vote and comment! cover by @/vaesi_vlasta on Twitter

❝ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐀𝐫𝐞 𝐅𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠.. 𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐖𝐞 𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐰 𝐓𝐨 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞.. ❞ ❝ 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐀𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞..? ❞ ❀ ♡ ❀ ♡ ❀ ↳ Completed!!! ↳ 𝐓echnoblade X F!Reader ↳ 𝐓his is just for fun~ For clarification SBI, Puffy-Dream mother and son relationship and the most obvious one Y/N and Techno relationship is NOT Canon on the ACTUAL DreamSMP.

🟡-before I continue I must say it isn't finished and I will not be finishing it. Apologies to all reading-🟡 Y/N and technoblade start out as enemies but then after a fight start to warm up to each other 😋 Y/N: Pronouns: They/them Techno: Techno. 🙃 🔴None of the art is mine!! credit to artists! 🔴 ⚠️May contain blood, romance, and sexual mentions and slurs⚠️ 《Recommended 13+》

[𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝟏 - 𝓐𝓹𝓱𝓻𝓸𝓭𝓲𝓽𝓮] 𝓥𝓮𝓷𝓾𝓼 - Princess-turned-messenger. She is sent as a meat shield for her kingdom by her father to deliver a letter to the most militaristic empire on Earth. The last thing she wants to do is follow her family's orders, so finds herself in grand amounts of displeasure after being forced to stay in his castle and deal with him thereafter. She holds no interest in trying to get to know or cooperate with the king. So what happens when she realises he may be what she needs to free herself from middle child syndrome? 𝓣𝓮𝓬𝓱𝓷𝓸𝓫𝓵𝓪𝓭𝓮 - Bored emperor with far too much time on his hands. When conquering and women attempting to court him grew boring, he decided to try and turn the tables, seducing any girl who tried for herself to win him over. He thought things would be the same with his new plaything, but she was colder than Pluto's core - freezing over any volcano which got in her way. He didn't mind - plenty of girls were like that. What will he do, however, when he realises he yearned for her smile, and her affection?

When it all started.. By a child running away.. "Your making this really hard" "a simple minded mortal like you cannot understand this" -- Started : July 17. 00.30 am ended : { Discontinued }