<This is a Fan-Con ship for fans of the "Tales from the Foundation" YT series of which I own none of, all SCP used are of open property to the SCP community and I am happy to announce I'll be putting a few SCP of my own creation into the story> - Heads up this will be a more romance heavy story compared to my more 'sexually driven' stories lol - You are SCP-8812 -aka- Cthulian Child or The Heir to Madness Over a decade ago a ritual was preformed, twelve men and the hostess called up the power of their dark lord to bestow to them the key to creating a world in which he could conquer and rewrite reality itself... And he answered, before the cults eyes thr hostess who was without child suddenly collapsed and gave the world a new born. As soon as this child was born a series of disasters occured like earthquakes in mexico, a flood in Canada and a Nuclear misfire somewhere in the USSR... alongside a major shift in local SCP behaviour, it would seem this event truly was a revolutionary event.

The original Zhang Xuan was the most pathetic teacher in the entire Hongtian Academy, for there wasn't a single student in his class. His cultivation was the weakest and he was ranked first from bottom in the entire Academy for the Teacher Qualification Examination, being the first in history to get zero marks in the exam. Among all of that he even misguided a student, causing his cultivation to go berserk. Depressed, he used alcohol to drown his sorrows and in the end died, providing an opportunity for our protagonist to leap over. After transcending into the original Zhang Xuan's body, the protagonist awakes his unique ability: the Library of Heaven's Path, that, among other things, gives him the power to obtain some knowledge about any living creature that displays his cultivation in front of him, including information about the mistakes and imperfections in his cultivation path and techniques... "Emperor Haotian, why don't you like to wear underwear? To think that you're still an emperor, can you pay more attention to your image?" "Fairy Linglong, if you continue to suffer from insomnia, you can always look for me. I have a way with lullabies!" "You as well, Qiankun Demon Lord, can you cut down on the garlic? Do you want to stink me to death?"..