bigdimahila
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- Parts 9
WARNING 🔞🔞🔞
This ff contains explicit sex, magical dick disappearance, two actors who hate each other (but not really), a chaos god who feeds on awkward erections, and enough sarcasm to cause permanent eye damage.
If you're under eighteen, read a cookbook instead. If you're easily offended, close this now. This is for people who like messy romance, chaotic characters, and sex scenes interrupted by existential dread.
Side effects include: shipping the rivals, wanting to slap both idiots, and questioning your own sexuality.
Sex God is watching. If you don't laugh, he'll curse you.
Proceed at your own risk. Enjoy the chaos. I wish that man's dick would disappear.