"meet me after school at the back of the school.- barry b benson (this is for shrek by the way)." so... yeah. shrek x bad boy. TW// rape mention, abuse, strong language 20722~ words

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

I'm sorry

I was bored one day and wrote these, some are short and some are longer. They are all weird and funny though

Kermit photos that are deep in my camera roll