Pretty much a Jaylex book if I'm honest. So this is a Marble Hornets one shot book. Its mostly gonna have Jaylex or Jam but I will take requests! Obviously this one shot will contain spoilers, and it might vary from the plot but I'll try to stick to the plot. Enjoy reading! Ps...a lot of Jaylex..because yes.

【𝕚𝕟 𝕒 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕪 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕒𝕝𝕖𝕩 𝕕𝕚𝕕𝕟𝕥 𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕠𝕥 𝕛𝕒𝕪】 ___________ 𝓅𝒾𝒸𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒 𝒹𝑜𝓈𝑒 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝒷𝑒𝓁𝑜𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝑜 𝓂𝑒, 𝒾 𝒻𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 𝒾𝓉 𝑜𝓃 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝑔𝓁𝑒. 𝒾𝒻 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒶𝓇𝓉𝒾𝓈𝓉 𝓅𝓁𝑒𝒶𝓈𝑒 𝓉𝑒𝓁𝓁 𝓂𝑒 𝓈𝑜 𝒾 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝓅𝑒𝓇𝓁𝓎 𝒸𝓇𝑒𝒹𝒾𝓉 𝒽𝒾𝓂/𝒽𝑒𝓇/𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓂. ___________ you can skip my rant if you want it wont effect the story, kinda : ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴅᴏꜱᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄʀᴇᴇᴘʏᴘᴀꜱᴛᴀ, ᴍᴀʀʙʟᴇ ʜᴏʀɴᴇᴛꜱ ɪꜱ ɪᴛꜱ ᴏᴡɴ ʏᴛ ꜱᴇʀɪᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ꜰᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ. ɪᴛ ᴍᴀʏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ꜱɪᴍɪʟᴀʀ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ꜱʟᴇɴᴅᴇʀᴍᴀɴ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴘᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ ɪꜱ ɴᴏ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ɴᴇᴀʀ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴀᴍᴇ ᴀꜱ ꜱʟᴇɴᴅᴇʀᴍᴀɴ, ᴀʟᴇx, ᴛɪᴍ, ʙʀᴀɪɴ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴊᴀʏ ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴘʀᴏxʏ'ꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ꜱʟᴇɴᴅᴇʀᴍᴀɴꜱ ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴏʟ. ɪ ᴅᴏɴᴛ ᴀɢʀᴇᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴘɪɴɪᴏɴ ᴏʀ ɪᴅᴇᴀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀʀʙʟᴇ ʜᴏʀɴᴇᴛꜱ ɪꜱ ᴀ ᴄʀᴇᴇᴘʏᴘᴀꜱᴛᴀ, ᴀʟᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ ɪᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴇᴇᴘʏᴘᴀꜱᴛᴀ ꜰᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ ɪ ꜱᴛɪʟʟ ꜱᴜᴘᴘᴏʀᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ɪɴ ɪᴛ. ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴍʏ ᴏᴘɪɴɪᴏɴ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍʜ ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴅᴏɴᴛ ᴀᴛᴛᴀᴄᴋ ᴍᴇ, ᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ɪ ᴅᴏɴᴛ ᴍᴇᴀɴ ᴀɴʏ ʜᴀʀᴍ.

Grab the emergency machete or tactical shovel, I think he's here. You have just moved to New Jersey! Congratulations! You and your cousin Wren took a nice, long roadtrip, coming from [insert your home state here]. While you loved living there you needed to get away, hopefully forever! After the tragedy with your parents you didn't want to live in a house that two people had died in, specifically your very own parents. Parentless and no where to go, you got the hell out of there! You're supposed to be a senior in highschool but who the hell cares, cause let's face the facts you aren't ready to be on your own yet. So you dropped out of school! No hope for college you useless piece of shit! Let's jump on the bandwagon of fuckery and horror and try not to die! :D

THIS IS OLD CONTENT - IT IS CURRENTLY BEING REDONE Here y'all go. Just some nice lemony things. Warning: this contains nsfw content aka mc.smut.

I Take requests I also do nsfw and sfw or both you ask I write uwu and this is my first time posting without deleting it so please don't mind my suck ass writings skills also don't forget to enjoy! UwU

do i really need to explain?

(HIATUS) Eyyy so I made another one shot book and it's not for Eddsworld. So, yeah, welcome to the shot book on one of my other favorite fandoms, the Slenderverse series'. (None of the characters belong to me. Cover doesn't belong to me)

So I haven't seen very many one shots or X reader one shots as far as the slenderverse fandom goes and I am here to change that hopefully.