Warning: If sex scenes aren't your cuppa tea, I suggest you skip the majority of Chapter Three/On the 3rd Cold Night, because I get pretty detailed in the smut department. Don't worry, no other sex scenes except that one. If your a fellow Greg, then you've probably heard of House of Gold. a fanfic about Drew and Danny falling in love, sleeping with the Paul Brother's, getting pregnant and getting married. Filled with twist, turns, a bad plot and some terrible grammar; House of Gold is a hilarious fuck-up of a Fanfiction. I decided to fix this, in my own way of course. I've kept some of the best bits (see m-preg and self-insert for details) but made it more me. Buckle in, because over the course of the exact same nine parts the original author had, I'm going to pack as much drama and spice as I can. Because I feel like matching, every single one of my chapters will have the same title as the original chapters. All rights to the original author for the base of the plot but I feel like I might have done it better. warnings: this contains m-preg (a man getting pregnant), some elegant swear words and enough drama to be a soap opera. {Circa 2019}

Kurtis gets a surprise call from Obama, and a new job! He immediately calls Danny Gonzalez, his most trusted friend. When they arrive at the Obama house, Kurtis realizes this job is not what he expected, and Danny gets a special job of his own. Read to find out the fate of our two beloved commentary Youtubers. *UPDATE: KURTIS READ THE FAN FICTION!*

You, the reader, woke up at 4am, hunger taking over you. You decided to go to the convenience store and buy yourself a little snack. What happens after? Find out. ;)

Don't say it is bad because this is the first ship story that I am making.